The Amerikanisches Reich of
Corporate Bordello
Rebellis ut tyrannus est obsequium ut Deus
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Very Good
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Frightening
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The Amerikanisches Reich of ThinkPads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Disapproval with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.982 billion ThinkPadsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, outspoken individuals is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Public Transport and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ThinkPadsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,859 trillion gold ounces a year, is driven entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 293,258 gold ounces, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, birth rates have hit an all-time low, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. ThinkPads's national animal is the housecat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ThinkPads is ranked 46th in libertarian and 129,649th in the world for Most Inclusive, scoring -663 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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