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The Amerikanisches Reich of ThinkPads

“Rebellis ut tyrannus est obsequium ut Deus”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: libertarian

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The Amerikanisches Reich of ThinkPads is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by General Disapproval with a fair hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 17.622 billion ThinkPadsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining industries.

There are no minimum wage laws, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. ThinkPads's national animal is the housecat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the gold ounce.

ThinkPads is ranked 31st in libertarian and 111,219th in the world for Best Weather, with -971 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 23 days ago: ThinkPads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 1%).
  • 30 days ago: ThinkPads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
  • 45 days ago: ThinkPads fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 53 days ago: ThinkPads's influence in Libertarian rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • 72 days ago: Following new legislation in ThinkPads, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace.
  • 72 days ago: Following new legislation in ThinkPads, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 80 days ago: ThinkPads was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 89 days ago: ThinkPads was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 98 days ago: Following new legislation in ThinkPads, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 104 days ago: ThinkPads fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Avoided.

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