The Amerikanisches Reich of
New York Times Democracy
Rebellis ut tyrannus est obsequium ut Deus
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The Amerikanisches Reich of ThinkPads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Disapproval with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.232 billion ThinkPadsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, outspoken individuals is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Public Transport and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ThinkPadsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,574 trillion gold ounces a year, is driven entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 289,867 gold ounces, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. ThinkPads's national animal is the housecat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ThinkPads is ranked 40th in libertarian and 139,252nd in the world for Safest, scoring -492.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in ThinkPads, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in ThinkPads, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in ThinkPads, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in ThinkPads, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in ThinkPads, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • 4 days ago: ThinkPads was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ThinkPads, General Disapproval 's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ThinkPads, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ThinkPads, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 7 days ago: ThinkPads fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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