The Amerikanisches Reich of
New York Times Democracy
Rebellis ut tyrannus est obsequium ut Deus
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Amerikanisches Reich of ThinkPads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Disapproval with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.636 billion ThinkPadsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, outspoken individuals is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Public Transport and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ThinkPadsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,758 trillion gold ounces a year, is driven entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 293,240 gold ounces, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, birth rates have hit an all-time low, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. ThinkPads's national animal is the housecat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ThinkPads is ranked 4th in libertarian and 1,261st in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 2,348.56 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 23 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: ThinkPads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 6 days ago: ThinkPads fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 6 days ago: ThinkPads lodged a message on the Libertarian Regional Message Board.
  • 10 days ago: ThinkPads was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 12 days ago: ThinkPads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in ThinkPads, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in ThinkPads, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • 16 days ago: ThinkPads lodged a message on the Libertarian Regional Message Board.
  • 20 days ago: ThinkPads lodged a message on the Libertarian Regional Message Board.
  • 20 days ago: ThinkPads was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 10%).

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