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The Glorious Empire of Thiemaa

“Bow before the Glory that is the Empire!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Brass Goggles League of Nations

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The Glorious Empire of Thiemaa is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Emperor Akumabito the Great with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.414 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- is mainly concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Defence are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thiemaa City. The average income tax rate is 32%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Tourism.

Military spending is on the increase, government officials across Thiemaa are being "encouraged" to adopt Lolcats to set an example for the populace, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thiemaa's national animal is the Lolcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Thiem.

Thiemaa is ranked 4th in Brass Goggles League of Nations and 96,854th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -53 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 82 minutes ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ThiemaaThiemaa, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ThiemaaThiemaa, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ThiemaaThiemaa, government officials across Thiemaa are being "encouraged" to adopt Lolcats to set an example for the populace.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ThiemaaThiemaa, military spending is on the increase.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: ThiemaaThiemaa was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ThiemaaThiemaa, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ThiemaaThiemaa, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ThiemaaThiemaa, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ThiemaaThiemaa, the flesh-eating lost souls that wander at night serve as a major tourist attraction (Thiemaa has found 1 easter egg).
  • 6 days ago: ThiemaaThiemaa fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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