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“Our eyes are up here, perverts!”

The Ample Endowment of Thessadoria is a colossal, devout nation, notable for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.216 billion are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing industries.

Crime is a problem. Thessadoria's national animal is the hoot owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the jug.

Thessadoria is ranked 7th in the region and 24,717th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.