The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Rus Invicta
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of TheRussianFederation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by an Emperor with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 19.194 billion Russians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.4%.

The frighteningly efficient TheRussianFederationian economy, worth a remarkable 4,354 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 226,890 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheRussianFederation's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

TheRussianFederation is ranked 14th in European Continent and 134,457th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -6 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 9 days ago: TheRussianFederation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.

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