The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Rus Invicta
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Empire of TheRussianFederation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by an Emperor with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 19.806 billion Russians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.2%.

The frighteningly efficient TheRussianFederationian economy, worth a remarkable 4,504 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 227,450 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and factories grind to a halt every time there is an election. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheRussianFederation's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

TheRussianFederation is ranked 14th in European Continent and 117,110th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -1,702 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TheRussianFederation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : Following new legislation in TheRussianFederation, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : TheRussianFederation lodged a message on the European Continent Regional Message Board.

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