The Communist Ministries of
Father Knows Best State
we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn
Jordan E House
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.247 billion zorgonnyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,174 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 162,035 Melds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has enacted freedom of information, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising, and private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 119th in USSR and 117,688th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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