Safest: 375th Highest Average Tax Rates: 484th Largest Governments: 591st
The Communist Ministries of
Corrupt Dictatorship
we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn
Jordan E House
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 9.032 billion zorgonnyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,728 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 191,420 Melds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, Jordan E House's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, the zorgonnyian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 6,423rd in the world and 33rd in USSR for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,668.18 Tourists Per Hour.

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1%
Safest: 375thHighest Average Tax Rates: 484thLargest Governments: 591stLowest Crime Rates: 606thMost Advanced Public Education: 683rdLargest Welfare Programs: 703rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 707thHighest Poor Incomes: 926thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,090thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,125thTop
5%
Smartest Citizens: 2,098thMost Pacifist: 2,420thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,468thMost Influential: 2,660thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,850thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,925thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,991stMost Devout: 3,135thHealthiest Citizens: 3,442ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,117thHighest Average Incomes: 4,778thHighest Economic Output: 4,834thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,075thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,423rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,427thNicest Citizens: 7,614thTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 10,182ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,927thMost Developed: 10,979thMost Stationary: 12,516thMost Cultured: 13,188thLargest Populations: 13,396thMost Income Equality: 13,810thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,978thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,272ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,440thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,404thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,081st
Top
5%
Most Devout: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the zorgonnyian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, Jordan E House's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.

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