Safest: 332nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 474th Largest Governments: 569th
The Communist Ministries of
Democratic Socialists
we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn
Jordan E House
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 9.423 billion zorgonnyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,797 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 190,732 Melds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', robosexual marriages are increasingly common, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 5,066th in the world and 10th in USSR for Highest Average Incomes, with 190,732.95 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Safest: 332ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 474thLargest Governments: 569thLowest Crime Rates: 572ndLargest Welfare Programs: 710thMost Advanced Public Education: 721stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 723rdHighest Poor Incomes: 974thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,049thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,188thTop
5%
Smartest Citizens: 2,001stMost Pacifist: 2,340thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,583rdMost Influential: 2,584thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,822ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,001stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,117thMost Devout: 3,473rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,625thLargest Mining Sector: 4,558thHighest Economic Output: 4,786thHighest Average Incomes: 5,066thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,246thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,914thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,868thNicest Citizens: 7,291stMost Inclusive: 8,376thTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 11,481stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,607thMost Stationary: 11,993rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,746thMost Developed: 12,986thLargest Populations: 12,997thMost Cultured: 13,698thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,944thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,211th
Top
5%
Most Devout: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
  • : The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Nicest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • : The zorgonny Wasteland's influence in USSR rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".

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