The Communist Ministries of
Father Knows Best State
we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn
Jordan E House
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.82 billion zorgonnyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,143 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 167,692 Melds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferrets are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 8th in USSR and 1,432nd in the world for Most Devout, scoring 215 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 5 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • 15 hours ago: The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferrets are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • 15 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).
  • 15 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 17 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 19 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
  • 26 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland fell out of the world Top 10% for Shortest Average Lifespan.

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