Safest: 348th Highest Average Tax Rates: 470th Largest Governments: 567th
The Communist Ministries of
Democratic Socialists
we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn
Jordan E House
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 9.242 billion zorgonnyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,765 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 191,063 Melds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, the new Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, and military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 144,328th in the world and 62nd in USSR for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -9.09 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Safest: 348thHighest Average Tax Rates: 470thLargest Governments: 567thLowest Crime Rates: 582ndLargest Welfare Programs: 690thMost Advanced Public Education: 703rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 726thHighest Poor Incomes: 964thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,068thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,200thTop
5%
Smartest Citizens: 1,987thMost Pacifist: 2,293rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,573rdMost Influential: 2,636thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,919thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,989thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,140thMost Devout: 3,209thHealthiest Citizens: 3,618thLargest Mining Sector: 4,366thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,680thHighest Economic Output: 4,810thHighest Average Incomes: 4,954thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,902ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,939thNicest Citizens: 7,377thTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 8,857thMost Income Equality: 11,654thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,011thMost Stationary: 12,239thMost Developed: 12,452ndLargest Populations: 13,207thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,215thMost Cultured: 13,933rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,832nd
Top
5%
Most Devout: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The zorgonny Wasteland's influence in USSR rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods.
  • : The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the new Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
  • : The zorgonny Wasteland was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.

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