The Communist Ministries of
Father Knows Best State
we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn
Jordan E House
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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 7.672 billion zorgonnyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,394 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 181,808 Melds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jordan E House is worshipped as a god, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 97th in USSR and 126,773rd in the world for Most Armed, scoring -772.37 on the Magnum-Eastwood Ordnance Scale.

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