Safest: 334th Lowest Crime Rates: 571st Largest Welfare Programs: 577th
The Communist Ministries of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn
Jordan E House
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.21 billion zorgonnyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,061 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 201,912 Melds, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Child labor has been outlawed, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 598th in the world and 12th in USSR for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 100.35 Effective Tax Rate.

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1%
Safest: 334thLowest Crime Rates: 571stLargest Welfare Programs: 577thHighest Average Tax Rates: 598thMost Advanced Public Education: 649thLargest Governments: 672ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 687thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,025thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,144thSmartest Citizens: 1,708thTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,324thMost Influential: 2,338thMost Pacifist: 2,439thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,719thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,772ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,891stHealthiest Citizens: 3,326thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,697thMost Devout: 3,699thHighest Economic Output: 4,237thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,424thHighest Average Incomes: 4,573rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,624thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,031stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,468thMost Developed: 5,836thNicest Citizens: 7,755thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,843rdTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,023rdMost Stationary: 10,542ndMost Cultured: 11,285thLargest Populations: 12,216thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,255thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,694thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,793rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,921stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,214th
Top
5%
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Average: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The zorgonny Wasteland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Kingdom of Ireland".
  • : The zorgonny Wasteland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Compliance Commission".
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, child labor has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.

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