Safest: 323rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 477th Lowest Crime Rates: 557th
The Communist Ministries of
Democratic Socialists
we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn
Jordan E House
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.768 billion zorgonnyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,899 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,437 Melds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 135,318th in the world and 55th in USSR for Most Pro-Market, scoring -74.44 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Safest: 323rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 477thLowest Crime Rates: 557thLargest Governments: 564thMost Advanced Public Education: 683rdLargest Welfare Programs: 701stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 763rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,017thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,082ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,174thTop
5%
Smartest Citizens: 1,891stMost Pacifist: 2,291stMost Influential: 2,459thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,557thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,696thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,887thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,985thHealthiest Citizens: 3,013thMost Devout: 3,318thHighest Economic Output: 4,609thHighest Average Incomes: 4,956thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,106thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,285thLargest Mining Sector: 5,601stNicest Citizens: 7,100thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,222ndTop
10%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,030thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,404thMost Inclusive: 9,413thMost Stationary: 11,272ndMost Income Equality: 12,382ndMost Developed: 12,385thLargest Populations: 12,503rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,613thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,684thMost Cultured: 14,696th
Top
5%
Most Devout: 1st in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Average: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.

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