Safest: 382nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 472nd Largest Governments: 581st
The Communist Ministries of
Corrupt Dictatorship
we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn
Jordan E House
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 8.898 billion zorgonnyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,706 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 191,806 Melds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and army rations are served on silver platters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 190,293rd in the world and 95th in USSR for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.65 Missed References Per Hour.

Top
1%
Safest: 382ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 472ndLargest Governments: 581stLowest Crime Rates: 604thLargest Welfare Programs: 629thMost Advanced Public Education: 656thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 684thHighest Poor Incomes: 926thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,024thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,109thTop
5%
Smartest Citizens: 2,082ndMost Pacifist: 2,401stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,439thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,647thMost Influential: 2,677thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,766thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,913thMost Devout: 3,083rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,305thLargest Mining Sector: 4,026thHighest Average Incomes: 4,621stHighest Economic Output: 4,827thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,096thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,955thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,340thNicest Citizens: 7,321stMost Inclusive: 9,141stTop
10%
Most Developed: 9,707thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,458thMost Stationary: 12,696thLargest Populations: 13,556thMost Cultured: 14,373rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,547thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,870thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,938thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,962ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,096thMost Income Equality: 17,118th
Top
5%
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every zorgonnyian grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : The zorgonny Wasteland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Arms Transfers".
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, Uranium Mining facilities are being turned into Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret habitats.

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