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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland

“we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn”Jordan E House

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: USSR


The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.125 billion zorgonnyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The very strong zorgonnyian economy, worth 901 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 147,221 Melds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferretdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The church of Eulerium.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 135th in USSR and 109,499th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -526.9 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

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