The Communist Ministries of
Father Knows Best State
we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn
Jordan E House
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 8.425 billion zorgonnyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 187,354 Melds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the zorgonnyian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 11th in USSR and 6,694th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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