The Communist Ministries of
Father Knows Best State
we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn
Jordan E House
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.615 billion zorgonnyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 167,138 Melds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 55th in USSR and 104,786th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 51 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • 18 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 5%).
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 22 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 22 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

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