The Communist Ministries of
Father Knows Best State
we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn
Jordan E House
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.088 billion zorgonnyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The very strong zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 160,564 Melds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 87th in USSR and 119,972nd in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -5 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 6 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • 13 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The Gem Trading Accord"".
  • 13 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Congress of Armed Proletarian States".
  • 14 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.

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