The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 7.942 billion zorgonnyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The income tax rate is 100%.
The powerhouse zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,471 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 185,235 Melds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
- : The zorgonny Wasteland was endorsed by The People's Socialist Republic of Djuanistan.
- : The zorgonny Wasteland's influence in USSR rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
- : The zorgonny Wasteland published "Jordan family backstroy Maybe (not finish)" (Factbook: Miscellaneous).
- : The zorgonny Wasteland published "Jordan family backstroy" (Factbook: Miscellaneous).
- : The zorgonny Wasteland published "the desert ranger history" (Factbook: Miscellaneous).
- : The zorgonny Wasteland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : The zorgonny Wasteland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
- : The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: Top 5%).