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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland

“One party, One mind, One Unity”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: USSR

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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.249 billion zorgonnyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nukecow. The average income tax rate is 99%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

The zorgonny Wasteland's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Beetle wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is The church of Eulerium, and its currency is the Meld.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 76th in USSR and 91,797th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -20.099 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 116 minutes ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: The zorgonny Wasteland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • 23 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, The zorgonny Wasteland's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, religious education is a new government priority.
  • 28 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • 29 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • 29 days ago: The zorgonny Wasteland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Cyber Security Act".

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