The Communist Ministries of
Father Knows Best State
we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn
Jordan E House
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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.329 billion zorgonnyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The thriving zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 161,299 Melds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Jordan E House is punishable by death, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 66th in USSR and 21,488th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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