Safest: 318th Highest Average Tax Rates: 489th Lowest Crime Rates: 564th
The Communist Ministries of
Democratic Socialists
we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn
Jordan E House
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Average

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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.622 billion zorgonnyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,846 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 191,910 Melds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 3,087th in the world and 23rd in USSR for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 7,381.59 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Safest: 318thHighest Average Tax Rates: 489thLowest Crime Rates: 564thLargest Governments: 571stMost Advanced Public Education: 715thLargest Welfare Programs: 760thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 766thHighest Poor Incomes: 961stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,075thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,306thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,954thMost Pacifist: 2,291stMost Influential: 2,516thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,594thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,864thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,898thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,087thMost Devout: 3,407thHealthiest Citizens: 3,710thHighest Economic Output: 4,740thLargest Mining Sector: 4,970thHighest Average Incomes: 5,114thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,549thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,583rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,029thNicest Citizens: 7,442ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 9,596thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,684thMost Inclusive: 10,073rdMost Stationary: 11,792ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,109thLargest Populations: 12,943rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,115thMost Developed: 13,134thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,554th
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, Redding's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in The zorgonny Wasteland, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.

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