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The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland

“One party, One mind, One Unity”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: USSR


The Communist Ministries of The zorgonny Wasteland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 5.756 billion zorgonnyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nukecow. The average income tax rate is 99%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Voting is voluntary, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Beetle wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is The church of Eulerium, and its currency is the Meld.

The zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 123rd in USSR and 115,647th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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