| Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Wysteria
Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Sexy Spacefaring Shogunate of The Zocalo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Sheridan with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 22.882 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blue Sector. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining industries.
A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. The Zocalo's national animal is the Pakmara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Foundationism, and its currency is the credit.
The Zocalo is ranked 151st in Wysteria and 121,175th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -5,373 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.









































































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 16 hours ago
- 1 day 5 hours ago:
The Zocalo was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise". - 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Zocalo, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. - 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Zocalo, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. - 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Zocalo, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament. - 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Zocalo, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. - 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
The Zocalo, Pakmara racing stadiums are open 24/7. - 4 days ago:
The Zocalo was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt". - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Zocalo, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Zocalo, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Zocalo, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.






