The United Senatorial Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Long live the Wacha
John Kenny
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The United Senatorial Republic of The Wacha is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John Kenny with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 6.7 billion Wachans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wacha City. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wachan economy, worth 798 trillion Wachan dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,237 Wachan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Wacha City for fear of causing a fuss, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Wacha's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wachan judaism.

The Wacha is ranked 13th in Unified Coalition of Nations and 21,919th in the world for Best Weather, with 24 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Wacha, military spending is on the increase.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Wacha, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Wacha, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Wacha City for fear of causing a fuss.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Wacha, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Wacha, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Wacha, The Wacha has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Wacha, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Wacha, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Wacha, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become John Kenny's new moniker.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Wacha, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.

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