The Federal Union of
Father Knows Best State
One People, One Government, Our Union
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federal Union of The United Republic of the Red Star is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Alexander with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.995 billion Red Starians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandratopolis. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Red Starian economy, worth a remarkable 1,056 trillion Red Star credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,990 Red Star credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony, and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Republic of the Red Star's national animal is the ManBearPig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The United Republic of the Red Star is ranked 974th in Europeia and 141,530th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -416 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

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