The Great Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
No tax, just bribes
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Great Kingdom of The Ultimate Uriel is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The God of the universe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.03 billion The Ultimate Urielians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, with Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Floating Patches of Heaven. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant The Ultimate Urielian economy, worth 10.3 trillion Magnificent Ureos a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 2,550 Magnificent Ureos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,244 per year while the poor average 596, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and large areas of The Ultimate Uriel are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Ultimate Uriel's national animal is the Great and Awesome Neanderthal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the great Pastafarianism.

The Ultimate Uriel is ranked 3,713th in Balder and 141,932nd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -6 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: The Ultimate Uriel was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Ultimate Uriel, large areas of The Ultimate Uriel are not accessible by the public.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Ultimate Uriel, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Ultimate Uriel, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Ultimate Uriel, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.
  • 4 days ago: The Ultimate Uriel was refounded in Balder.
  • 332 days ago: The Ultimate Uriel ceased to exist.
  • 334 days ago: The Ultimate Uriel was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 336 days ago: The Ultimate Uriel was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 341 days ago: The Ultimate Uriel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.

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