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The Great Kingdom of The Ultimate Uriel

“No tax, just bribes”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Great Kingdom of The Ultimate Uriel is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The God of the universe with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.968 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals devotes most of its attentions to Religion & Spirituality, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Floating Patches of Heaven. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, the nation refuses to provide international aid, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, and women who display their ankles are shunned by society. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. The Ultimate Uriel's national animal is the Great and Awesome Neanderthal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is the great Pastafarianism, and its currency is the Magnificent Ureo.

The Ultimate Uriel is ranked 3,521st in Osiris and 121,705th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 3 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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