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The Incredibly Spacious Warship of The Toy Theocracy

“Rainbows and Sunshine through Imminent Firepower”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Milky Way Galaxy


The Incredibly Spacious Warship of The Toy Theocracy is a massive, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.608 billion The Toy Theocracyians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The small government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and guns are banned. Crime is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The Toy Theocracy's national animal is the koala, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its currency is the hug.

The Toy Theocracy is ranked 61st in The Milky Way Galaxy and 55,902nd in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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