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The Crusading Order of The Teutonic Knights

“Helfen, Wehren, Heilen.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Maltropian Puppet Confederacy

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The Crusading Order of The Teutonic Knights is a colossal, devout nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.375 billion Teutonic Knights are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marienburg. The average income tax rate is 23%. A robust private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Uranium Mining.

The Teutonic Knights has designated Marienburg as its capital city, women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husband's slippers, the government is seen to favor Catholics, and historical fiction has been banned. Crime is a problem. The Teutonic Knights's national animal is the two-headed Eagle, and its currency is the Mark.

The Teutonic Knights is ranked 27th in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy and 43,939th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -11 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 35 days ago

  • 91 days ago: The Teutonic Knights changed its national demonym to "Teutonic Knights", its demonym adjective to "Teutonic", and its demonym plural to "Teutonic Knights".
  • 186 days ago: The Teutonic Knights was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative (last census: Top 5%).
  • 214 days ago: The Teutonic Knights fell out of the regional Top 5% for Happiest Citizens.
  • 285 days ago: The Teutonic Knights fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 1 year 4 days ago: The Teutonic Knights was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 1 year 7 days ago: The Teutonic Knights was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens.
  • 1 year 36 days ago: The Teutonic Knights fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 1 year 39 days ago: The Teutonic Knights was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 1 year 125 days ago: The Teutonic Knights fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 1 year 188 days ago: The Teutonic Knights changed nation type to "Crusading Order".

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