Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,601st Largest Black Market: 9,455th Most Conservative: 9,456th
The Crusading Order of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Helfen, Wehren, Heilen.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Crusading Order of The Teutonic Knights is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.12 billion Teutonic Knights are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marienburg. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.

The strong Teutonic economy, worth 525 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 47,232 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Teutonic Knights has designated Marienburg as its capital city, women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husband's slippers, the government is seen to favor Catholics, and historical fiction has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Teutonic Knights's national animal is the two-headed Eagle.

The Teutonic Knights is ranked 104,638th in the world and 40th in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 31.91 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,601stTop
Largest Black Market: 9,455thMost Conservative: 9,456thLargest Populations: 10,255thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,241st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the region

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