Population | 22.265 billion |
Capital | Bearia |
Leader | Teddy the Great |
Faith | Great Grand Church of the Teddy |
Currency | Ted Ring |
Animal | Great Bear |
The United Kingdom of The Teddy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Teddy the Great with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 22.265 billion Teddians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearia. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The thriving Teddyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,064 trillion Ted Rings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,651 Ted Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teddy's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Grand Church of the Teddy.
The Teddy is ranked 5,002nd in the world and 224th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 167 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Lugarvat Multiconfederacy of Lugarvatn.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Volcanic Islands of Nistriabar.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Republic of Auvangad Eng.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Civilization State of Altivia.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Kahndaq.
- : The Teddy was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 214 » The Rhein States, Gorundu, Joodey, Nouvel Empire, Bankowiata, Jeltronian WA Mission, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Wilkshire, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Pazair, Corfad, Shibutani, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kwaj, Former English Colony, Wolffoxia, Radicaster, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Aguaria Major, New Selkirk, New Lakemba, Siwale, Walter Jackson, Koda-Land, Malta Comino Gozo, Dicko, Soviet Terran, Dreadton, Laurendon, Esperonia, The Windmilluminati, Filibustra, Southern Moosetopia, Confederacy of North America, Unsophisticate, Loutsland, The Jerichowan Country, Eraver, Lemonbiscuits, Kandorith, Darkanistan, Aeolist, Joevala, South Baba, Horrorlandian State, David Davidson, and 164 others.Perikuresu, Austro-Bavarian States, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Old Emporia, Chipoli, IHateRights, Etanur, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, AmManies, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, PotatoFarmers, Frances Francis the First of France, Northern Socialist Council Republics, The Sinclarian Provinces, Federation of Vanguard, Homo Sapiens Deuss, The Highland Union, Marlducro, United States of Medford, Ethnon, Simone Republic, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Sil Dorsett, Segesta, Radored Welandion, North Bratislava, Wisconsota, Oannia, South Parter, Tsandonown, Viridiann, Kranostav, Furballland, Deliber, Wineclaw, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Unshleepd, Northern-Kempia, Alire, Rex Republic, The Confederate States of America, TamilPesum, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, Empy, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Valentine Z, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Kaschovia, Rinadia, Xagill, Thought Obliteration, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, DarkMondoria, Blyskalia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Fran Advar, KAP03land, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, Rainengrad, Omnistria, Harjad, Coders, Libaga, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, The Austro Germanic Union, Notyoutopia, Oskland, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Batatoland Empire, Votak Matim, Inclement Space, Republiqueducroissant, Petronellania, Bodhisva, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, Pyos Ter, Izern, Lionsroar, Amdupe, The Police, Alogiada, Ijo, Sindoesia, Vertigoism, Zelenaya Dolina, Kingdom of Time, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Sur Isles, Mystiquelle, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Velting-Instan, Everything Decided at Random, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, New Bismuthium, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Galbadiana, Gojira, Singamadri, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Artoriticitys, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, Maott, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Photan, Halsoni, Luminerra, Arostica, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Nebiyar, Eludmonden, Kainin, Moonhaven, Germanic Cat, Myth Of Saints, Fragrancia, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, Lugarvatn, Aoncarpa, Nu Elysium, and Picairn.