Most Pro-Market: 3,122nd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,566th Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,740th
The Free Land of
Free-Market Paradise
'WWAD' ('What Would Aslan Do?')
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Political Freedom

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The Free Land of The Talking Bears is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.921 billion Talking Bears enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Bearish economy, worth 705 trillion promises a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,698 promises, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 342,598 per year while the poor average 2,774, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is a problem. The Talking Bears's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Talking Bears is ranked 59,868th in the world and 11th in Cair Paravel for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 19.26 Missed References Per Hour.

Most Pro-Market: 3,122ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,566thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,740thRudest Citizens: 5,834thLargest Populations: 6,553rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,196thHighest Economic Output: 14,533rdMost Primitive: 14,901stHighest Crime Rates: 16,692ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17,435thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,689th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the region

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