Most Pro-Market: 2,612th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,037th Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,318th
The Free Land of
Free-Market Paradise
'WWAD' ('What Would Aslan Do?')
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The Free Land of The Talking Bears is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.258 billion Talking Bears enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Bearish economy, worth 722 trillion promises a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,698 promises, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 342,598 per year while the poor average 2,774, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is a problem. The Talking Bears's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Talking Bears is ranked 91,491st in the world and 7th in Cair Paravel for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 35.36 Whatever.

Most Pro-Market: 2,612thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,037thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,318thRudest Citizens: 5,572ndLargest Populations: 6,452ndTop
Most Primitive: 11,995thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,413thHighest Economic Output: 14,575thHighest Crime Rates: 14,614thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,926th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the region

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