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The Free Land of The Talking Bears

“'WWAD' ('What Would Aslan Do?')”

Category: Free-Market Paradise
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Council of Narnia

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The Free Land of The Talking Bears is a gargantuan, devout nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.229 billion Talking Bears enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12%. A robust private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism industries.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is a serious problem. The Talking Bears's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the promise.

The Talking Bears is ranked 12th in The Council of Narnia and 52,365th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -18 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 57 days ago

  • 34 days ago: The Talking Bears was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 57 days ago: The Talking Bears changed its national demonym to "Talking Bear" and its demonym adjective to "Bearish".
  • 57 days ago: The Talking Bears fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • 72 days ago: The Talking Bears fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 91 days ago: The Talking Bears fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 99 days ago: The Talking Bears fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • 100 days ago: The Talking Bears fell out of the regional Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 118 days ago: The Talking Bears was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 10%).
  • 122 days ago: The Talking Bears was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 130 days ago: The Talking Bears fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.

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