The Free Land of
Free-Market Paradise
'WWAD' ('What Would Aslan Do?')
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Land of The Talking Bears is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.689 billion Talking Bears enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The Bearish economy, worth 577 trillion promises a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,388 promises, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 333,744 per year while the poor average 2,702, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is a problem. The Talking Bears's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Talking Bears is ranked 8th in The Council of Narnia and 93,961st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -13 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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