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The Free Land of The Talking Bears

“'WWAD' ('What Would Aslan Do?')”

Category: Free-Market Paradise
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Council of Narnia

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The Free Land of The Talking Bears is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.427 billion Talking Bears enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12%. A robust private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism industries.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is a serious problem. The Talking Bears's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the promise.

The Talking Bears is ranked 14th in The Council of Narnia and 97,482nd in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 0 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 29 days ago

  • 13 days ago: The Talking Bears was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 5%).
  • 23 days ago: The Talking Bears was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • 66 days ago: The Talking Bears was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 89 days ago: The Talking Bears changed its national demonym to "Talking Bear" and its demonym adjective to "Bearish".
  • 89 days ago: The Talking Bears fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • 104 days ago: The Talking Bears fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 123 days ago: The Talking Bears fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 131 days ago: The Talking Bears fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • 132 days ago: The Talking Bears fell out of the regional Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 150 days ago: The Talking Bears was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 10%).

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