Largest Populations: 2,582nd Most Stationary: 2,856th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,967th
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The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Turtle with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.93 billion Stinkpot Turtles are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mud Puddle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The powerhouse The Stinkpot Turtlean economy, worth a remarkable 1,987 trillion turtle shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 94,958 turtle shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,631 per year while the poor average 18,634, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Stinkpot Turtle's national animal is the click beetle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Stinkpot Turtle is ranked 41,994th in the world and 4th in Vatican II for Best Weather, with 113 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Populations: 2,582ndMost Stationary: 2,856thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,967thMost Primitive: 3,253rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,686thHighest Economic Output: 3,884thMost Influential: 4,908thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,139thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,300thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,500thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,415thTop
Fattest Citizens: 10,475thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,904thLargest Black Market: 13,710thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,000thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,035thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,317thMost Devout: 14,841stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,577th

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