The VRCC Security Office of
Right-wing Utopia
Department of VRCC Homeland Security
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Turtle with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 18.499 billion Stinkpot Turtles are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mud Puddle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The powerhouse The Stinkpot Turtlean economy, worth a remarkable 1,564 trillion turtle shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 84,559 turtle shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,142 per year while the poor average 16,827, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Online tourism reviews of The Stinkpot Turtle are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, government policy is dictated by Catholicism, bungee jumpers frequently go splat, and companies balk at paying their workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Stinkpot Turtle's national animal is the click beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Stinkpot Turtle is ranked 9th in Vatican II and 139,170th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -19 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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