Largest Populations: 2,568th Most Stationary: 2,781st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,011th
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The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Turtle with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.276 billion Stinkpot Turtles are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mud Puddle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The powerhouse The Stinkpot Turtlean economy, worth a remarkable 2,020 trillion turtle shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 94,958 turtle shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,631 per year while the poor average 18,634, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Stinkpot Turtle's national animal is the click beetle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Stinkpot Turtle is ranked 145,281st in the world and 9th in Vatican II for Smartest Citizens, with 0.89 Quips Per Hour.

Largest Populations: 2,568thMost Stationary: 2,781stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,011thMost Primitive: 3,151stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,785thHighest Economic Output: 3,949thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,999thMost Influential: 5,001stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,237thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,581stTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,785thFattest Citizens: 10,188thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,648thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,039thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,239thMost Devout: 13,557thLargest Black Market: 13,670thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,872ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,332nd

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