Largest Populations: 2,512th Most Stationary: 2,567th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,086th
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The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Turtle with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.987 billion Stinkpot Turtles are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mud Puddle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The powerhouse Stinkpot Turtlean economy, worth a remarkable 2,087 trillion turtle shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 94,958 turtle shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,631 per year while the poor average 18,634, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Stinkpot Turtle's national animal is the click beetle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Stinkpot Turtle is ranked 31,292nd in the world and 8th in Vatican II for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Largest Populations: 2,512thMost Stationary: 2,567thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,086thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,867thHighest Economic Output: 4,045thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,025thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,026thMost Influential: 5,028thMost Primitive: 7,179thTop
Fattest Citizens: 10,169thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,861stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,075thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,130thLargest Black Market: 13,669thMost Devout: 14,956thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,259thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,672ndLargest Insurance Industry: 17,577th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the region

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