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The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle

“Department of VRCC Homeland Security”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Vatican II

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The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Turtle with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.9 billion Stinkpot Turtles are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mud Puddle. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Gambling industries.

People caught mistreating The Stinkpot Turtle's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, all streets are privately owned toll roads, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Stinkpot Turtle's national animal is the click beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the turtle shell.

The Stinkpot Turtle is ranked 9th in Vatican II and 82,367th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -46 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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