Largest Populations: 2,553rd Most Stationary: 2,722nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,022nd
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The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Turtle with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.421 billion Stinkpot Turtles are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mud Puddle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The powerhouse The Stinkpot Turtlean economy, worth a remarkable 2,034 trillion turtle shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 94,958 turtle shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,631 per year while the poor average 18,634, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Stinkpot Turtle's national animal is the click beetle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Stinkpot Turtle is ranked 91,823rd in the world and 7th in Vatican II for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.61 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Populations: 2,553rdMost Stationary: 2,722ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,022ndMost Primitive: 3,526thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,707thHighest Economic Output: 3,959thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,866thMost Influential: 4,981stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,103rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,991stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,145thTop
Fattest Citizens: 9,694thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,054thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,412thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,428thLargest Black Market: 13,476thMost Devout: 13,749thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,813thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,881st

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