Largest Populations: 2,571st Most Stationary: 2,816th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,987th
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The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Turtle with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.055 billion Stinkpot Turtles are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mud Puddle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The powerhouse The Stinkpot Turtlean economy, worth a remarkable 1,999 trillion turtle shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 94,958 turtle shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,631 per year while the poor average 18,634, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Stinkpot Turtle's national animal is the click beetle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Stinkpot Turtle is ranked 93,008th in the world and 6th in Vatican II for Longest Average Lifespans, with 62.1 Years.

Largest Populations: 2,571stMost Stationary: 2,816thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,987thMost Primitive: 3,260thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,788thHighest Economic Output: 3,915thMost Influential: 4,978thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,295thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,419thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,527thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,459thTop
Fattest Citizens: 10,884thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,687thLargest Black Market: 13,784thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,951stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,313thMost Devout: 14,617thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,711thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,849th

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