Largest Populations: 2,538th Most Stationary: 2,681st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,050th
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The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Turtle with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.616 billion Stinkpot Turtles are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mud Puddle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The powerhouse The Stinkpot Turtlean economy, worth a remarkable 2,052 trillion turtle shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 94,958 turtle shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,631 per year while the poor average 18,634, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Stinkpot Turtle's national animal is the click beetle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Stinkpot Turtle is ranked 60,585th in the world and 5th in Vatican II for Most Authoritarian, with 0.36 Stalins.

Largest Populations: 2,538thMost Stationary: 2,681stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,050thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,760thHighest Economic Output: 4,021stMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,849thMost Influential: 4,980thMost Primitive: 5,011thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,082ndTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,582ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,001stFattest Citizens: 9,915thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,507thLargest Black Market: 13,536thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,612thMost Devout: 13,669thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,759thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,982ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,420th

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