Largest Populations: 2,520th Most Stationary: 2,641st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,043rd
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The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Turtle with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.807 billion Stinkpot Turtles are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mud Puddle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The powerhouse The Stinkpot Turtlean economy, worth a remarkable 2,070 trillion turtle shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 94,958 turtle shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,631 per year while the poor average 18,634, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Stinkpot Turtle's national animal is the click beetle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Stinkpot Turtle is ranked 109,962nd in the world and 3rd in Vatican II for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 38.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Populations: 2,520thMost Stationary: 2,641stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,043rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,773rdHighest Economic Output: 4,025thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,833rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,000thMost Influential: 5,058thMost Primitive: 5,453rdTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,615thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,832ndFattest Citizens: 9,843rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,164thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,245thLargest Black Market: 13,515thMost Devout: 13,667thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,351stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,443rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,662nd

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