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The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle

“Department of VRCC Homeland Security”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Vatican II

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The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Turtle with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.427 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mud Puddle. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Gambling industries.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million turtle shells of property damage. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Stinkpot Turtle's national animal is the click beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the turtle shell.

The Stinkpot Turtle is ranked 1st in Vatican II and 2,732nd in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 38 Whatever.

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