Safest: 669th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,666th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,746th
The Glorious People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Defend the name of Stalin, comrades!
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The Glorious People's Republic of The Stalinist Union is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Communist Party with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.704 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Stalinist economy, worth a remarkable 1,666 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 99,745 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, and even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stalinist Union's national animal is the scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

The Stalinist Union is ranked 153,766th in the world and 99th in North Korea for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.02 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Safest: 669thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,666thLowest Crime Rates: 1,746thLargest Governments: 1,820thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,328thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,388thLargest Populations: 4,945thHighest Economic Output: 5,456thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,071stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,483rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,559thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 9,002ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,966thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,553rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,598thHighest Drug Use: 11,728thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,735thHealthiest Citizens: 13,355thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,036th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Average: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the region

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