Safest: 631st Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,437th Largest Governments: 1,580th
The Glorious People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Defend the name of Stalin, comrades!
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Civil Rights
Good
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Reasonable
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The Glorious People's Republic of The Stalinist Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Communist Party with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.026 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Stalinist economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 99,745 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, and even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stalinist Union's national animal is the scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

The Stalinist Union is ranked 189,247th in the world and 209th in North Korea for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -15.05 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Safest: 631stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,437thLargest Governments: 1,580thLowest Crime Rates: 1,635thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,284thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,482ndLargest Populations: 5,124thHighest Economic Output: 5,326thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,171stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,281stLargest Mining Sector: 7,433rdSmartest Citizens: 7,887thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,647thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,792ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,190thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,093rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,999thHighest Drug Use: 13,099thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,398thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,508thMost Inclusive: 18,420th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionMost Average: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Stalinist Union's influence in North Korea rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in The Stalinist Union, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing.
  • : Following new legislation in The Stalinist Union, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • : Following new legislation in The Stalinist Union, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
  • : The Stalinist Union lodged a message on the North Korea Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Stalinist Union, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in The Stalinist Union, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : The Stalinist Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in The Stalinist Union, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : The Stalinist Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive.

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