Safest: 638th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,559th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,692nd
The Glorious People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Defend the name of Stalin, comrades!
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The Glorious People's Republic of The Stalinist Union is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Communist Party with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.354 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Stalinist economy, worth a remarkable 1,631 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 99,745 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, and even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stalinist Union's national animal is the scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

The Stalinist Union is ranked 147,712th in the world and 169th in North Korea for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -13.71 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Safest: 638thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,559thLowest Crime Rates: 1,692ndLargest Governments: 1,718thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,351stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,368thLargest Populations: 5,064thHighest Economic Output: 5,389thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,264thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,703rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,516thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 8,633rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,670thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,103rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,586thHighest Drug Use: 11,911thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,060thHealthiest Citizens: 13,695th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Average: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the region

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