Safest: 674th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,681st Lowest Crime Rates: 1,731st
The Glorious People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Defend the name of Stalin, comrades!
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The Glorious People's Republic of The Stalinist Union is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Communist Party with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.923 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Stalinist economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 94,465 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stalinist Union's national animal is the scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

The Stalinist Union is ranked 8,489th in the world and 1st in North Korea for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 8,585.39 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Safest: 674thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,681stLowest Crime Rates: 1,731stTop
Largest Governments: 1,852ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,411thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,832ndLargest Populations: 4,874thHighest Economic Output: 5,883rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,851stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,355thLargest Mining Sector: 8,489thSmartest Citizens: 9,024thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,176thTop
Highest Drug Use: 11,530thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,947thHealthiest Citizens: 12,364thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,764thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,445thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,709thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,301stMost Income Equality: 17,778th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Safest: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Average: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the region

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