Safest: 630th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,518th Largest Governments: 1,631st
The Glorious People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Defend the name of Stalin, comrades!
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The Glorious People's Republic of The Stalinist Union is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Communist Party with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.153 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Stalinist economy, worth a remarkable 1,611 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 99,745 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, and even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stalinist Union's national animal is the scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

The Stalinist Union is ranked 48,414th in the world and 109th in North Korea for Longest Average Lifespans, with 65.75 Years.

Safest: 630thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,518thLargest Governments: 1,631stLowest Crime Rates: 1,650thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,331stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,409thLargest Populations: 5,100thHighest Economic Output: 5,356thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,315thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,441stLargest Mining Sector: 7,527thSmartest Citizens: 8,272ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,085thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,472ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,891stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,685thHighest Drug Use: 13,196thHealthiest Citizens: 13,436thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,981stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,371stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,116th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionMost Average: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the region

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