Safest: 644th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,606th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,714th
The Glorious People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Defend the name of Stalin, comrades!
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The Glorious People's Republic of The Stalinist Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Communist Party with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.549 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Stalinist economy, worth a remarkable 1,650 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 99,745 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, and even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stalinist Union's national animal is the scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

The Stalinist Union is ranked 46,546th in the world and 115th in North Korea for Most Authoritarian, with 0.68 Stalins.

Safest: 644thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,606thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,714thLargest Governments: 1,745thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,337thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,340thLargest Populations: 4,948thHighest Economic Output: 5,417thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,225thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,526thLargest Mining Sector: 7,460thTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,875thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,833rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,350thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,608thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,666thHighest Drug Use: 11,680thHealthiest Citizens: 13,556thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,052ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,460th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Average: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the region

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