The Glorious People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Defend the name of Stalin, comrades!
Regional Influence
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Some

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The Glorious People's Republic of The Stalinist Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Communist Party with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.632 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Stalinist economy, worth a remarkable 1,367 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 87,476 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, anti-government web sites are springing up, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stalinist Union's national animal is the scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

The Stalinist Union is ranked 153rd in North Korea and 139,071st in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -3 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Stalinist Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : The Stalinist Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 10%).
  • : The Stalinist Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Stalinist Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Stalinist Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : The Stalinist Union's influence in North Korea rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : The Stalinist Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • : The Stalinist Union was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • : The Stalinist Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest.
  • : The Stalinist Union was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).

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