Population | 41.843 billion |
Capital | Great Necropolis |
Leader | Lord Wart |
Faith | Necronism |
Currency | Gold Death Certificate |
Animal | 3 Tailed Scorpion |
The Grim Wastelands of The Souless Damned is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Wart with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.843 billion Souless Damnedians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Necropolis. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Souless Damnedian economy, worth an astonishing 29,338 trillion Gold Death Certificates a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 701,167 Gold Death Certificates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the government is a law unto itself, Souless Damnedian doors require a Ph.D. to open, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Souless Damned's national animal is the 3 Tailed Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necronism.
The Souless Damned is ranked 21,324th in the world and 24th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Cultured, scoring 89 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Souless Damned was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : The Souless Damned was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : The Souless Damned was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : The Souless Damned's influence in Institute of Cellulose rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : The Souless Damned was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : The Souless Damned was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : The Souless Damned was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Doot of MLGDogeland, infecting 14 million survivors.
- : The Souless Damned was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Doot of MLGDogeland, infecting 17 million survivors.
- : The Souless Damned was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Doot of MLGDogeland, infecting 79 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : The Souless Damned was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Duulnakh Confederation of Nyock, killing 47 million zombies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Kingdom Of Englands, New Ryansville, Republic of Callaxium, and MLGDogeland.