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The Elven Warriors of The Sicari

“We will fight the forces of evil until the very end.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Middle Earth

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The Elven Warriors of The Sicari is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Silent Walrus with an even hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate population of 6.859 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Ithil. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is flooded with compensation requests, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sicari's national animal is the wood elf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Judaism, and its currency is the coin.

The Sicari is ranked 8th in Middle Earth and 8,033rd in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 139 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: The Sicari fell out of the regional Top 5% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Sicari, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Sicari, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Sicari, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Sicari, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • 6 days ago: The Sicari was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Sicari, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • 10 days ago: The Sicari was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Sicari, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Sicari, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.

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