The Grand Duchy of The satanic nations is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Orange Juice with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 29.678 billion satanic nationsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The satanic nations City. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong satanic nationsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,402 trillion scales a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is 80,951 scales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists visit The satanic nations to mass-moon satanic nationsian politicians, only persecuted professionals need apply, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The satanic nations's national animal is the decaying fetus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The satanic nations is ranked 46,463^rd in the world and 2,949^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.26 law-abiding acts per hour.