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The Most Serene Matriarchy of The Samurai Kittens

“If a cat washes its face and ears, it will rain.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Kittens Sanctuary


The Most Serene Matriarchy of The Samurai Kittens is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.934 billion Maneki Nekoes are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, adultery has been made a capital offence, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled The Samurai Kittens with a very polite populace. Crime is a major problem. The Samurai Kittens's national animal is the Maneki Neko, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Koku.

The Samurai Kittens is ranked 6th in Kittens Sanctuary and 78,120th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 8 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago


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by Max Barry

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