Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,151st Most Influential: 1,715th Largest Populations: 1,916th
The Golfwang of
New York Times Democracy
Soliciting single mothers since 2005.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Golfwang of The Salvation States is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 23.204 billion Salvatians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinapppolis. The average income tax rate is 13.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Salvatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,799 trillion nipples a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 77,564 nipples, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, theoretical science is only theoretical, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Salvation States's national animal is the bearded dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Salvation States is ranked 93,373rd in the world and 2,574th in Lazarus for Highest Drug Use, scoring 64.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,151stMost Influential: 1,715thTop
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Largest Populations: 1,916thMost Stationary: 2,259thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,853rdHighest Economic Output: 4,564thBest Weather: 4,873rdMost Developed: 5,281stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,312thMost Cultured: 7,599thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,223rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,418thMost Secular: 8,527thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 9,476thSmartest Citizens: 10,466thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,295thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,900thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,802ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,412thLargest Black Market: 14,909thNudest: 14,922ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,622ndMost Politically Free: 16,679thMost Efficient Economies: 17,619th
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Most Influential: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 52nd in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 177th in the regionMost Developed: 188th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 224th in the regionMost Secular: 233rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 238th in the regionBest Weather: 239th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 305th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 328th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 353rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 385th in the regionMost Politically Free: 442nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 444th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 452nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 467th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 504th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Salvation States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salvation States, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : The Salvation States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salvation States, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salvation States, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salvation States, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salvation States, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salvation States, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salvation States, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salvation States, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.

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