Most Efficient Economies: 335th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 573rd Most Influential: 728th
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The Watery Feels Land of The Royal Hapsburgs is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cheez Lord Freddie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.43 billion Royal Hapsburgs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hapsburgian economy, worth a remarkable 3,140 trillion German Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 252,688 German Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 809,953 per year while the poor average 59,804, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, cloning has been banned, and the Great The Royal Hapsburgs Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Royal Hapsburgs's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Freddie.

The Royal Hapsburgs is ranked 191,919th in the world and 342nd in Albion for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 8.49 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 335thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 573rdMost Influential: 728thMost Devout: 893rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,080thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,556thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,639thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,701stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,805thFattest Citizens: 1,888thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,089thHighest Economic Output: 2,099thHighest Average Incomes: 2,239thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,317thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,471stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,526thLargest Mining Sector: 2,561stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,717thLargest Retail Industry: 2,752ndRudest Citizens: 2,901stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,972ndMost Avoided: 3,557thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,763rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,749thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,787thLowest Crime Rates: 7,417thMost Pro-Market: 7,902ndLargest Populations: 8,294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,370thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,528thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,739thLargest Governments: 11,219thLargest Black Market: 11,760thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,316thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,840th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 31st in the regionMost Conservative: 33rd in the region

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