Most Efficient Economies: 342nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 565th Most Influential: 643rd
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The Weird Water Knight of The Royal Hapsburgs is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cheez Lord Freddie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.734 billion Royal Hapsburgs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hapsburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,965 trillion German Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 252,688 German Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 809,953 per year while the poor average 59,804, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, cloning has been banned, and the Great The Royal Hapsburgs Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Royal Hapsburgs's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Freddie.

The Royal Hapsburgs is ranked 7,138th in the world and 15th in Albion for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,866.12 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 342ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 565thMost Influential: 643rdMost Devout: 809thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,174thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,477thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,521stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,660thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,728thFattest Citizens: 1,807thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,076thHighest Average Incomes: 2,131stHighest Economic Output: 2,158thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,278thRudest Citizens: 2,372ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,407thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,434thLargest Mining Sector: 2,531stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,566thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,607thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,926thMost Avoided: 3,464thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,417thMost Pro-Market: 5,615thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,763rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,778thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,138thLowest Crime Rates: 7,141stTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,421stLargest Gambling Industry: 8,439thLargest Populations: 8,606thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,992ndLargest Governments: 11,018thLargest Black Market: 11,914thMost Primitive: 12,167th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25th in the regionMost Primitive: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the region

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