Most Efficient Economies: 333rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 557th Most Influential: 789th
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The Watery Feels Land of The Royal Hapsburgs is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cheez Lord Freddie with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.664 billion Royal Hapsburgs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hapsburgian economy, worth a remarkable 3,200 trillion German Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 252,688 German Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 809,953 per year while the poor average 59,804, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, cloning has been banned, and the Great The Royal Hapsburgs Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Royal Hapsburgs's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Freddie.

The Royal Hapsburgs is ranked 175,732nd in the world and 150th in Arda en Estel for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -17.61 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 333rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 557thMost Influential: 789thMost Devout: 919thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,083rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,549thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,657thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,697thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,837thFattest Citizens: 1,915thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,066thHighest Economic Output: 2,076thHighest Average Incomes: 2,288thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,365thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,449thLargest Mining Sector: 2,554thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,632ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,769thLargest Retail Industry: 2,918thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,030thRudest Citizens: 3,221stMost Avoided: 3,644thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,010thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,799thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,751stLowest Crime Rates: 7,411thMost Pro-Market: 8,103rdLargest Populations: 8,183rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,335thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 9,649thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,583rdLargest Governments: 11,001stLargest Black Market: 11,795thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,976th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the region

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