Most Efficient Economies: 344th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 556th Most Influential: 630th
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The Imperialum Emperorum WADum of The Royal Hapsburgs is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cheez Lord Freddie with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.536 billion Royal Hapsburgs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hapsburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,903 trillion German Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 251,681 German Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 796,097 per year while the poor average 60,729, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, the world outside is only known of in folklore, and The Royal Hapsburgs-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Royal Hapsburgs's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Freddie.

The Royal Hapsburgs is ranked 3,173rd in the world and 8th in Albion for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 8,983.5 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 344thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 556thMost Influential: 630thMost Devout: 794thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,171stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,448thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,463rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,679thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,731stFattest Citizens: 1,763rdTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,991stHighest Average Incomes: 2,108thHighest Economic Output: 2,195thLargest Retail Industry: 2,198thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,237thRudest Citizens: 2,405thLargest Mining Sector: 2,504thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,628thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,746thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,930thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,173rdMost Avoided: 3,711thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,162ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,802ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,104thMost Pro-Market: 6,545thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,957thLowest Crime Rates: 7,133rdMost Primitive: 7,197thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,347thLargest Populations: 8,716thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,988thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,973rdLargest Governments: 11,049thLargest Black Market: 12,290th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the region

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