Most Efficient Economies: 334th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 574th Most Influential: 705th
The Weird Water Knight of
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The Weird Water Knight of The Royal Hapsburgs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cheez Lord Freddie with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.264 billion Royal Hapsburgs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hapsburgian economy, worth a remarkable 3,098 trillion German Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 252,688 German Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 809,953 per year while the poor average 59,804, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, cloning has been banned, and the Great The Royal Hapsburgs Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Royal Hapsburgs's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Freddie.

The Royal Hapsburgs is ranked 2,486th in the world and 8th in Albion for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 9,198.57 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 334thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 574thMost Influential: 705thMost Devout: 876thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,110thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,545thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,611thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,690thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,777thFattest Citizens: 1,874thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,067thHighest Economic Output: 2,120thHighest Average Incomes: 2,236thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,297thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,486thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,495thLargest Mining Sector: 2,529thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,664thLargest Retail Industry: 2,678thRudest Citizens: 2,765thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,926thMost Avoided: 3,508thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,661stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,671stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,560thMost Pro-Market: 7,030thLowest Crime Rates: 7,343rdTop
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Largest Populations: 8,332ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,402ndLargest Gambling Industry: 8,711thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,399thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,576thLargest Governments: 11,218thLargest Black Market: 11,626th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionMost Conservative: 29th in the region

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