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The Somewhat Emotional Delegate of The Royal Hapsburgs

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Albion

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The Somewhat Emotional Delegate of The Royal Hapsburgs is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Kaiser Friedrich III with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.551 billion, 4.51 billion of whom are zombies, Royal Hapsburgs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture.

Scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and the government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Royal Hapsburgs's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is Followers of the Revolution, and its currency is the German Mark.

The Royal Hapsburgs is ranked 1st in Albion and 908th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 27 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

The Royal Hapsburgs is currently considering its options.

People: 41,071,010

Zombies: 4,510,119,268

Dead: 3,675,077,932

Survival Rate: 0.50%

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