Most Efficient Economies: 335th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 569th Most Influential: 659th
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The Weird Water Knight of The Royal Hapsburgs is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cheez Lord Freddie with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.929 billion Royal Hapsburgs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hapsburgian economy, worth a remarkable 3,014 trillion German Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 252,688 German Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 809,953 per year while the poor average 59,804, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, cloning has been banned, and the Great The Royal Hapsburgs Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Royal Hapsburgs's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Freddie.

The Royal Hapsburgs is ranked 1,542nd in the world and 3rd in Albion for Most Corrupt Governments, with 236.33 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 335thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 569thMost Influential: 659thMost Devout: 840thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,167thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,504thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,542ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,685thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,758thFattest Citizens: 1,825thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,041stHighest Economic Output: 2,148thHighest Average Incomes: 2,167thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,289thRudest Citizens: 2,442ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,477thLargest Mining Sector: 2,516thLargest Retail Industry: 2,518thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,570thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,649thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,909thMost Avoided: 3,491stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,487thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,735thMost Pro-Market: 6,497thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,664thLowest Crime Rates: 7,203rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,105thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,328thLargest Populations: 8,436thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,757thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,950thLargest Governments: 11,092ndLargest Black Market: 11,695thMost Primitive: 16,368th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Primitive: 22nd in the regionMost Conservative: 25th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25th in the region

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