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The Somewhat Emotional Delegate of The Royal Hapsburgs

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Albion

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The Somewhat Emotional Delegate of The Royal Hapsburgs is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Cheez Lord Freddie with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.519 billion Royal Hapsburgs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, the world outside is only known of in folklore, and The Royal Hapsburgs-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Royal Hapsburgs's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is Freddie, and its currency is the German Mark.

The Royal Hapsburgs is ranked 364th in Albion and 116,811th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -437 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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