Most Efficient Economies: 343rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 577th Most Influential: 685th
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The Weird Water Knight of The Royal Hapsburgs is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cheez Lord Freddie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.074 billion Royal Hapsburgs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hapsburgian economy, worth a remarkable 3,050 trillion German Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 252,688 German Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 809,953 per year while the poor average 59,804, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, cloning has been banned, and the Great The Royal Hapsburgs Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Royal Hapsburgs's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Freddie.

The Royal Hapsburgs is ranked 23,672nd in the world and 74th in Albion for Highest Poor Incomes, with 59,804.83 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Efficient Economies: 343rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 577thMost Influential: 685thMost Devout: 862ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,177thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,521stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,579thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,691stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,764thFattest Citizens: 1,858thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,054thHighest Economic Output: 2,145thHighest Average Incomes: 2,208thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,296thLargest Mining Sector: 2,534thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,538thLargest Retail Industry: 2,582ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,613thRudest Citizens: 2,613thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,674thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,938thMost Avoided: 3,516thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,589thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,708thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,721stMost Pro-Market: 6,868thLowest Crime Rates: 7,287thTop
Largest Populations: 8,457thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,509thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,533rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,180thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,670thLargest Governments: 11,094thLargest Black Market: 11,727th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Primitive: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the region

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