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The Free State of The Republic of Mattlandia

“Vivat et pacem”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: British Isles

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The Free State of The Republic of Mattlandia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Andrew Simons with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.8 billion Mattlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Commerce and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyrisonia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing industries.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the government is avowedly atheist, laws are littered with references to cheese, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Mattlandia's national animal is the Animal Cracker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is mixed, and its currency is the Pound sterling.

The Republic of Mattlandia is ranked 25th in British Isles and 14,400th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 152 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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