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The Free State of The Republic of Mattlandia

“Vivat et pacem”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: British Isles

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The Free State of The Republic of Mattlandia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Andrew Simons with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.638 billion Mattlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Commerce and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyrisonia. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing industries.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Mattlandia's national animal is the Animal Cracker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is mixed, and its currency is the Pound sterling.

The Republic of Mattlandia is ranked 18th in British Isles and 6,657th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 632.75 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Republic of Mattlandia, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Republic of Mattlandia, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Republic of Mattlandia, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 14 hours ago: The Republic of Mattlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: The Republic of Mattlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Coalition Of Freedom"".
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: The Republic of Mattlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fertile Farmland Protection".
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Republic of Mattlandia, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: The Republic of Mattlandia approved the World Assembly proposal "Fertile Farmland Protection".
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Republic of Mattlandia, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Republic of Mattlandia, an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle.

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