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The Revolutionary Masses of The Rabbit

“Defending socialism with the long knife!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: North Korea

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The Revolutionary Masses of The Rabbit is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by V Ming with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 4.797 billion The Rabbitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peking. The average income tax rate is 90%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Rabbit's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Dollar.

The Rabbit is ranked 59th in North Korea and 13,598th in the world for Best Weather, with 67 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in The Rabbit, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in The Rabbit, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in The Rabbit, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in The Rabbit, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in The Rabbit, citizens have never heard foreign radio.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in The Rabbit, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in The Rabbit, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 20 days ago: The Rabbit was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%).
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in The Rabbit, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in The Rabbit, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.

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by Max Barry

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