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The Revolutionary Masses of The Rabbit

“Defending socialism with the long knife!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: North Korea

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The Revolutionary Masses of The Rabbit is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by V Ming with an even hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.177 billion The Rabbitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peking. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, the government seizes all major gold finds, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Rabbit's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Dollar.

The Rabbit is ranked 70th in North Korea and 100,789th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -26 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 42 days ago

  • 10 days ago: The Rabbit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: The Rabbit fell out of the regional Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 41 days ago: The Rabbit was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in The Rabbit, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in The Rabbit, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in The Rabbit, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in The Rabbit, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • 42 days ago: The Rabbit altered its national flag.
  • 44 days ago: Following new legislation in The Rabbit, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
  • 44 days ago: Following new legislation in The Rabbit, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.

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by Max Barry

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