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The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies

“The game”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The All Powerful One with an iron fist, and notable for its absence of drug laws, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.547 billion The Priory Academiesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Priory Academy LSST. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient The Priory Academiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,683 trillion Merits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 313,965 Merits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government is buying children's books by the thousands, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Priory Academies's national animal is the Student, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Priory Way.

The Priory Academies is ranked 2,445th in the Rejected Realms and 111,254th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -984.25 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: The Priory Academies was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, military spending is on the increase.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace.

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