The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The game
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The All Powerful One with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.019 billion The Priory Academiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Priory Academy LSST. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient The Priory Academiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,827 trillion Merits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 313,547 Merits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Priory Academies's national animal is the Student, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Priory Way.

The Priory Academies is ranked 2,304th in the Rejected Realms and 100,197th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 55 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 9 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: The Priory Academies fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 4 days ago: The Priory Academies was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.

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