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The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies

“The game”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The All Powerful One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.738 billion The Priory Academiesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Priory Academy LSST. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Train stations can be 'armful places, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and The Priory Academies's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Priory Academies's national animal is the Student, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Priory Way, and its currency is the Merit.

The Priory Academies is ranked 26th in the Rejected Realms and 1,665th in the world for Smartest Citizens, scoring 32 on the Average Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 33 minutes ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, The Priory Academies's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, The Priory Academies has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
  • 5 days ago: The Priory Academies was ranked #1 in the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 1%).

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