The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The game
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The All Powerful One with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.632 billion The Priory Academiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Priory Academy LSST. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient The Priory Academiesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,090 trillion Merits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 320,880 Merits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and judges are all-powerful. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Priory Academies's national animal is the Student, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Priory Way.

The Priory Academies is ranked 2,126th in the Rejected Realms and 119,063rd in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -6,791 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, judges are all-powerful.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : The Priory Academies was ranked #1 in the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous The Priory Academiesian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.

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