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The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies

“The game”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The All Powerful One with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.952 billion The Priory Academiesians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Priory Academy LSST. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The government is avowedly atheist, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Priory Academies's national animal is the Student, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Priory Way, and its currency is the Merit.

The Priory Academies is ranked 3,173rd in the Rejected Realms and 112,424th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, children spout "The game" involuntarily throughout the day.
  • 4 days ago: The Priory Academies was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, The Priory Academies has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.

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