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The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies

“The game”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The All Powerful One with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.461 billion The Priory Academiesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Priory Academy LSST. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Criminals are thrown to the Students to repay their debt to society, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as The Priory Academies's House of Parliament, and mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Priory Academies's national animal is the Student, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Priory Way, and its currency is the Merit.

The Priory Academies is ranked 5,272nd in the Rejected Realms and 111,331st in the world for Best Weather, with -1,037 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 3 days 12 hours ago: The Priory Academies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as The Priory Academies's House of Parliament.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, criminals are thrown to the Students to repay their debt to society.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Priory Academies.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, government officials across The Priory Academies are being "encouraged" to adopt Students to set an example for the populace.
  • 15 days ago: The Priory Academies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 19 days ago: The Priory Academies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 1%).
  • 20 days ago: The Priory Academies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 1%).

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