The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The game
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The All Powerful One with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.816 billion The Priory Academiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Priory Academy LSST. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient The Priory Academiesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,150 trillion Merits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 321,004 Merits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, The All Powerful One claims to be the epitome of family values, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Priory Academies's national animal is the Student, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Priory Way.

The Priory Academies is ranked 2,233rd in the Rejected Realms and 128,210th in the world for Most Inclusive, scoring -258 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, The All Powerful One claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, billions of Merits are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, tens of thousands of revelers have been arrested for trying to celebrate the recent world anniversary (The Priory Academies has found 4 easter eggs).

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