The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The game
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The All Powerful One with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.72 billion The Priory Academiesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Priory Academy LSST. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient The Priory Academiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,717 trillion Merits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 311,664 Merits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and notable individuals are granted land and titles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Priory Academies's national animal is the Student, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Priory Way.

The Priory Academies is ranked 2,439th in the Rejected Realms and 122,599th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -398 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 minutes ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: The Priory Academies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, Student populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.

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