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The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies

“The game”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The All Powerful One with an iron fist, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.969 billion The Priory Academiesians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Priory Academy LSST. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and chemically brainwashed citizens praise The All Powerful One's name on an hourly basis. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Priory Academies's national animal is the Student, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Priory Way, and its currency is the Merit.

The Priory Academies is ranked 3,147th in the Rejected Realms and 112,194th in the world for Best Weather, with -1,083 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, chemically brainwashed citizens praise The All Powerful One's name on an hourly basis.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: The Priory Academies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, children spout "The game" involuntarily throughout the day.

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