The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The game
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The All Powerful One with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.254 billion The Priory Academiesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Priory Academy LSST. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient The Priory Academiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,920 trillion Merits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 315,551 Merits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million Merit battlesuits, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Priory Academies's national animal is the Student, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Priory Way.

The Priory Academies is ranked 33rd in the Rejected Realms and 2,239th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 155 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Merit battlesuits.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Studentball fields.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, tabloids coo over The All Powerful One's expected child.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, train stations can be 'armful places.

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