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The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies

“The game”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Oppressed Peoples of The Priory Academies is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The All Powerful One with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.624 billion The Priory Academiesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Priory Academy LSST. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Priory Academies's national animal is the Student, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Priory Way, and its currency is the Merit.

The Priory Academies is ranked 5,423rd in the Rejected Realms and 107,565th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -27 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, The Priory Academy LSST is a police state during international summits.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Priory Academies, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine The All Powerful One is punishable by death.

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