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The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of The Pleased Platypuses

“Please Please the Pleased Platypuses, Please!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Ohio

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The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of The Pleased Platypuses is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Platypus Pete with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of public education. Its compassionate population of 18.059 billion are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Education are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pleased Platypuses's national animal is the pleased platypus , which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the platy.

The Pleased Platypuses is ranked 3rd in Ohio and 3,014th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 10 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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