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The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of The Pleased Platypuses

“Please Please the Pleased Platypuses, Please!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Ohio


The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of The Pleased Platypuses is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Platypus Pete with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.667 billion, 8.632 billion of whom are zombies, Pleased Platypuses are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Defence and Education are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Priests are being drafted by the church load, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled The Pleased Platypuses with a very polite populace, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pleased Platypuses's national animal is the pleased platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its currency is the platy.

The Pleased Platypuses is ranked 2nd in Ohio and 4,217th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

The Pleased Platypuses is currently considering its options.

People: 35,007,804

Zombies: 8,632,273,429

Dead: 10,562,282,025

Survival Rate: 0.18%

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