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The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of The Pleased Platypuses

“Please Please the Pleased Platypuses, Please!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Ohio

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The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of The Pleased Platypuses is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Platypus Pete with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working population of 18.665 billion Pleased Platypuses are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Education are on the agenda. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Beef-Based Agriculture.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, government policy is dictated by a major religion, and citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pleased Platypuses's national animal is the pleased platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its currency is the platy.

The Pleased Platypuses is ranked 2nd in Ohio and 7,118th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 42 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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