The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of
Moralistic Democracy
Please Please the Pleased Platypuses, Please!
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of The Pleased Platypuses is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Platypus Pete with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 20.297 billion Pleased Platypuses are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pleased Platypus economy, worth a remarkable 2,940 trillion platies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,858 platies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Pleased Platypuses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Pleased Platypuses's national animal is the pleased platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Pleased Platypuses is ranked 4th in Ohio and 36,114th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -7 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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