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The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of The Pleased Platypuses

“Please Please the Pleased Platypuses, Please!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Ohio

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The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of The Pleased Platypuses is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Platypus Pete with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working population of 18.64 billion Pleased Platypuses are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Defence and Education are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Beef-Based Agriculture.

Private law firms are unheard of, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pleased Platypuses's national animal is the pleased platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its currency is the platy.

The Pleased Platypuses is ranked 2nd in Ohio and 41,116th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -13 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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