The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of
Moralistic Democracy
Please Please the Pleased Platypuses, Please!
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The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of The Pleased Platypuses is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Platypus Pete with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 20.863 billion Pleased Platypuses are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pleased Platypus economy, worth a remarkable 3,048 trillion platies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,129 platies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Pleased Platypuses's national animal is the pleased platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Pleased Platypuses is ranked 2nd in Ohio and 2,012th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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