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The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of The Pleased Platypuses

“Please Please the Pleased Platypuses, Please!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Ohio

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The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of The Pleased Platypuses is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Platypus Pete with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate population of 18.959 billion Pleased Platypuses are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Education are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Beef-Based Agriculture.

The police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in The Pleased Platypuses, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pleased Platypuses's national animal is the pleased platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its currency is the platy.

The Pleased Platypuses is ranked 2nd in Ohio and 32,291st in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 120 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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