Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 677th Largest Mining Sector: 1,090th Most Primitive: 1,400th
The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of
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Please Please the Pleased Platypuses, Please!
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The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of The Pleased Platypuses is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Platypus Pete with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.588 billion Pleased Platypuses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with Social Policy and Welfare not funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pleased Platypus economy, worth a remarkable 3,159 trillion platies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,960 platies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cremation is compulsory for the deceased, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to The Pleased Platypuses City to enjoy their national art, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Pleased Platypuses's national animal is the pleased platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Pleased Platypuses is ranked 43,970th in the world and 9th in Ohio for Most Stationary, with 190.4310239574 Days.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 677thLargest Mining Sector: 1,090thMost Primitive: 1,400thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,499thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,757thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,943rdTop
Largest Populations: 2,023rdHighest Economic Output: 2,083rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,464thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,607thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,832ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,952ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,193rdMost Influential: 4,798thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,970thHealthiest Citizens: 5,302ndMost Devout: 7,176thLowest Crime Rates: 7,742ndMost Avoided: 8,485thSafest: 8,494thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,629thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,880thTop
Most Cultured: 10,188thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,490thMost Authoritarian: 11,966thHighest Average Incomes: 15,222ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,465th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

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