The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of
Moralistic Democracy
Please Please the Pleased Platypuses, Please!
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Pleasantly Pleased Planet of The Pleased Platypuses is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Platypus Pete with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 19.975 billion Pleased Platypuses are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pleased Platypus economy, worth a remarkable 2,862 trillion platies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,322 platies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, pleased platypuses are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, nudity is frowned upon, and child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Pleased Platypuses's national animal is the pleased platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Pleased Platypuses is ranked 2nd in Ohio and 5,648th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 13 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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