| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Dominator
Location: Johnified States of America
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Superpower of The Phoenix Milita is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.238 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture.
Army rations are served on silver platters, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, The Phoenix Milita has designated Phoenix as its capital city, and gun ownership is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Phoenix Milita's national animal is the red fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the shell casing.
The Phoenix Milita is ranked 3rd in Johnified States of America and 82,438th in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 10 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.























National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago
- 1 day 17 hours ago:
The Phoenix Milita was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%). - 22 days ago:
The Phoenix Milita was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry. - 40 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Phoenix Milita, gun ownership is compulsory. - 67 days ago:
The Phoenix Milita was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 5%). - 78 days ago:
The Phoenix Milita was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential. - 90 days ago:
The Phoenix Milita was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%). - 142 days ago:
The Phoenix Milita fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry. - 157 days ago:
The Phoenix Milita was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector. - 159 days ago:
The Phoenix Milita was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%). - 176 days ago:
The Phoenix Milita fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.






