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The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine

“WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Antarctic Oasis

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The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Jhessan Spaulding with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.261 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Burgh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining industries.

People regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Empress Jhessan Spaulding's bedroom, and new urban roads are threatening city parks. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Palentine's national animal is the sphinxian treecat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Reaganism, and its currency is the greenback .

The Palentine is ranked 7th in Antarctic Oasis and 1,373rd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 1 day 16 hours ago: The Palentine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Palentine, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 7 days ago: The Palentine was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in The Palentine, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Empress Jhessan Spaulding's bedroom.
  • 10 days ago: The Palentine lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
  • 15 days ago: The Palentine was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in The Palentine, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in The Palentine, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in The Palentine, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in The Palentine, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.

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