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The Social Entity of The P

“For Greater Order and Perfection”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Social Entity of The P is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 22.465 billion P-ans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genopolis. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Voting is voluntary, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and strategic bombers are being converted into preschools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The P's national animal is the kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the pone.

The P is ranked 374th in Europe and 112,708th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The P, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The P, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The P, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The P, voting is voluntary.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The P, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The P, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The P, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in The P, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The P, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The P, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.

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