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The Social Entity of The P

“For Greater Order and Perfection”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe


The Social Entity of The P is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 9.233 billion, 9.222 billion of whom are zombies, P-ans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genopolis. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, The P has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The P's national animal is the kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the pone.

The P is ranked 377th in Europe and 115,191st in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -52 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

The P is currently researching a cure.

People: 10,904,213

Zombies: 9,222,151,423

Dead: 13,262,944,997

Survival Rate: 0.05%

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