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Highest Economic Output: 2,466thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,797thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,112th
The Holy Empire of
Mother Knows Best State
Independence breeds chaos. Submit and be strong.
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Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Order of Takhisis

Population28.265 billion

CapitalNeraka
LeaderEmpress Nain De'Wyren
FaithThe Dark Lady

CurrencyKyr
AnimalMaesael

The Holy Empire of The Order of Takhisis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Nain De'Wyren with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 28.265 billion Takhisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neraka. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Order of Takhisisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,900 trillion Kyrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,747 Kyrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A rusted hulk in Neraka harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Gholgoth, schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more, the The Order of Takhisis Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and the GPS-tracked jogging routes of military personnel are a possible security risk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Order of Takhisis's national animal is the Maesael, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Dark Lady.

The Order of Takhisis is ranked 152,532nd in the world and 21st in Gholgoth for Most Stationary, with 150.239660791 days.

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Highest Economic Output: 2,466thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,797thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,112thLargest Populations: 5,369thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,121stHighest Average Incomes: 8,971stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,107thLargest Governments: 9,334thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,775thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,838thLargest Mining Sector: 10,521stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,787thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,198thMost Cultured: 11,732ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,234thLowest Crime Rates: 12,426thLargest Retail Industry: 13,483rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,832ndMost Developed: 13,930thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,279thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,539thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,050thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,281stSmartest Citizens: 16,016thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,057thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,991stLargest Publishing Industry: 17,193rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,063rdHighest Food Quality: 21,266thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,163rdMost Patriotic: 23,956thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,406thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,152ndLongest Average Lifespans: 26,209thMost Devout: 27,402ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,585th

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