Most Devout: 5th Most Ignorant Citizens: 15th Best Weather: 18th
The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 26.283 billion nuns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish sisterly economy, worth a remarkable 1,205 trillion rosary beads a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,853 rosary beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 64th in the world and 1st in Catholic for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4,115.74 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Devout: 5thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thBest Weather: 18thMost Primitive: 19thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24thNicest Citizens: 34thMost Pacifist: 48thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64thMost Beautiful Environments: 75thLowest Crime Rates: 116thMost Cheerful Citizens: 150thLongest Average Lifespans: 198thMost Corrupt Governments: 757thLargest Populations: 1,003rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,488thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,939thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,733rdMost Conservative: 4,007thMost Authoritarian: 4,803rdLargest Governments: 5,944thHighest Economic Output: 7,945thTop
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Most Income Equality: 9,694thMost Influential: 11,983rdMost Extreme: 14,307th
Top
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
  • : The Nunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens.
  • : The Nunnish Nations was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts.
  • : The Nunnish Nations was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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