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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations

“A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Catholic

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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 22.66 billion nuns are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 81%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Only the wealthy can afford monorail fares, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, citizens must pay to enjoy The Nunnish Nations's pristine beaches, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the rosary bead.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 37th in Catholic and 112,266th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring -275 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: The Nunnish Nations was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, citizens must pay to enjoy The Nunnish Nations's pristine beaches.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: The Nunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
  • 4 days ago: The Nunnish Nations was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs.

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