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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations

“A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Catholic

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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 23.217 billion nuns are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and the Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the rosary bead.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 45th in Catholic and 113,815th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring -360 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • 22 hours ago: The Nunnish Nations lodged a message on the Catholic Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: The Nunnish Nations was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, students cut up leftover rosary beads during Arts and Crafts.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, The Nunnish Nations's market has been colonised by the corporations of rich countries.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, loans are available for students from poor families.

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