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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations

“A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Catholic

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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, cynical population of 22.063 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 73%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Most citizens in The Nunnish Nations are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the rosary bead.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 53rd in Catholic and 122,660th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -29 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 20 hours ago

  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: The Nunnish Nations lodged a message on the Catholic Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, most citizens in The Nunnish Nations are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, citizens are known to cast their votes by flipping a rosary bead.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: The Nunnish Nations lodged a message on the Catholic Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: The Nunnish Nations fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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