Most Devout: 4th Most Ignorant Citizens: 16th Best Weather: 19th
The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 26.599 billion nuns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish sisterly economy, worth a remarkable 1,214 trillion rosary beads a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,641 rosary beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 215th in the world and 1st in Catholic for Longest Average Lifespans, with 94.07 Years.

Top
1%
Most Devout: 4thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16thBest Weather: 19thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24thMost Primitive: 30thNicest Citizens: 33rdMost Pacifist: 49thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68thMost Beautiful Environments: 83rdLowest Crime Rates: 118thMost Cheerful Citizens: 147thLongest Average Lifespans: 215thMost Corrupt Governments: 808thLargest Populations: 1,003rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,494thTop
5%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,166thMost Conservative: 3,447thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,665thMost Authoritarian: 5,220thLargest Governments: 6,465thHighest Economic Output: 8,158thTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 9,754thMost Influential: 12,247thMost Extreme: 14,625th
Top
5%
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Nunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The Nunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : The Nunnish Nations's influence in Catholic rose from "Newcomer" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • : The Nunnish Nations relocated from Balder to Catholic.
  • : The Nunnish Nations altered its national flag.

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