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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations

“A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Catholic

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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 22.979 billion nuns are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 74%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and citizens must pay to enjoy The Nunnish Nations's pristine beaches. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the rosary bead.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 1st in Catholic and 27th in the world for Best Weather, with 2,749 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: The Nunnish Nations was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, citizens must pay to enjoy The Nunnish Nations's pristine beaches.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, calisthenics is a well-known tax-dodging technique.
  • 11 days ago: The Nunnish Nations was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.

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