Most Devout: 5th Most Ignorant Citizens: 11th Most Primitive: 16th
The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 26.14 billion nuns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish sisterly economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion rosary beads a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,456 rosary beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are regularly married to each other to secure business deals between families, the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts, and the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 8,205th in the world and 8th in Catholic for Highest Economic Output, with 1,162 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
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Most Devout: 5thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11thMost Primitive: 16thBest Weather: 18thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24thNicest Citizens: 33rdMost Pacifist: 49thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64thMost Beautiful Environments: 76thLowest Crime Rates: 117thMost Cheerful Citizens: 144thLongest Average Lifespans: 191stMost Corrupt Governments: 736thLargest Populations: 999thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,427thTop
5%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,950thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,193rdLargest Governments: 5,797thMost Authoritarian: 7,147thMost Conservative: 7,859thHighest Economic Output: 8,205thMost Income Equality: 9,551stTop
10%
Most Influential: 11,690thMost Extreme: 18,455th
Top
5%
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Nunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens.
  • : The Nunnish Nations was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts.
  • : The Nunnish Nations was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, children are regularly married to each other to secure business deals between families.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : The Nunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.

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