Most Devout: 4th Most Ignorant Citizens: 17th Best Weather: 19th
The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 26.805 billion nuns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but underdeveloped sisterly economy, worth a remarkable 1,349 trillion rosary beads a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,360 rosary beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly", dining out often involves penguins on the plate no matter what you order, Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party, and builders across The Nunnish Nations are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 154,861st in the world and 56th in Catholic for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -46.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 4thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17thBest Weather: 19thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24thMost Primitive: 35thNicest Citizens: 35thMost Pacifist: 52ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 72ndMost Beautiful Environments: 83rdLowest Crime Rates: 124thMost Cheerful Citizens: 148thLongest Average Lifespans: 227thMost Corrupt Governments: 812thLargest Populations: 998thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,641stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,599thMost Conservative: 2,633rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,863rdMost Authoritarian: 4,061stLargest Governments: 6,525thHighest Economic Output: 7,273rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 10,700thMost Extreme: 12,293rdMost Influential: 12,545th
Top
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, builders across The Nunnish Nations are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, dining out often involves penguins on the plate no matter what you order.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly".
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, The Nunnish Nations City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of The Nunnish Nations's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every sisterly grocery store.

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