Most Devout: 5th Most Ignorant Citizens: 15th Best Weather: 19th
The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 26.469 billion nuns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish sisterly economy, worth a remarkable 1,213 trillion rosary beads a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,837 rosary beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament, governments opposing The Nunnish Nations are beset by rebels, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 57,268th in the world and 18th in Catholic for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,048.05 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Devout: 5thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thBest Weather: 19thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24thMost Primitive: 25thNicest Citizens: 34thMost Pacifist: 49thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67thMost Beautiful Environments: 79thLowest Crime Rates: 118thMost Cheerful Citizens: 154thLongest Average Lifespans: 211thMost Corrupt Governments: 780thLargest Populations: 1,001stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,518thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,151stMost Conservative: 3,308thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,648thMost Authoritarian: 3,957thLargest Governments: 6,210thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 8,045thMost Income Equality: 8,462ndMost Influential: 12,054thMost Extreme: 12,263rd
Top
5%
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Nunnish Nations altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, governments opposing The Nunnish Nations are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.

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