The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of
Authoritarian Democracy
A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.664 billion nuns are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant sisterly economy, worth 173 trillion rosary beads a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,044 rosary beads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and all weapon research has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 45th in Catholic and 129,492nd in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -28 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, all weapon research has been banned.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty.

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