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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations

“A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Catholic

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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an iron fist, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. Its compassionate, cynical population of 22.087 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 74%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, the government has become a fully-fledged gynaecocracy, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the rosary bead.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 53rd in Catholic and 122,621st in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -25 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the government has become a fully-fledged gynaecocracy.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • 6 days ago: The Nunnish Nations lodged a message on the Catholic Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, most citizens in The Nunnish Nations are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.

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