The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 23.939 billion nuns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant sisterly economy, worth 170 trillion rosary beads a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,119 rosary beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, all industry is owned and run by the government, and crossing the road requires a risk assessment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 48th in Catholic and 123,790th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, crossing the road requires a risk assessment.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, all industry is owned and run by the government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.

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