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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations

“A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Catholic

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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 23.749 billion nuns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant sisterly economy, worth 150 trillion rosary beads a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,323 rosary beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in The Nunnish Nations, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, and The Nunnish Nations has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 2nd in Catholic and 3,774th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 3.814 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 16 hours ago: The Nunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 10%).
  • 16 hours ago: The Nunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 10%).
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, The Nunnish Nations has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in The Nunnish Nations.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: The Nunnish Nations was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.

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