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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations

“A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Catholic

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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service. The compassionate population of 23.188 billion nuns are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 77%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections, and swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the rosary bead.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 43rd in Catholic and 104,985th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 22 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 18 hours ago

  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: The Nunnish Nations was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, The Nunnish Nations's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.

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