The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of
Authoritarian Democracy
A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, strictly enforced bedtime, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.466 billion nuns are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant sisterly economy, worth 171 trillion rosary beads a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,008 rosary beads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 41st in Catholic and 146,840th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 9 days ago: The Nunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 10%).
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • 17 days ago: The Nunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 17 days ago: The Nunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 27 days ago: The Nunnish Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 28 days ago: The Nunnish Nations fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Income Equality.

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