The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of
Authoritarian Democracy
A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.868 billion nuns are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant sisterly economy, worth 178 trillion rosary beads a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,160 rosary beads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 5th in Catholic and 23,145th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 44 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Nunnish Nations fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nunnish Nations, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.

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