Most Devout: 3rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 17th Best Weather: 20th
The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mother Superior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 27.326 billion nuns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but underdeveloped sisterly economy, worth a remarkable 1,321 trillion rosary beads a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,360 rosary beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Roman Catholicism, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nunnish Nations's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Nunnish Nations is ranked 18,742nd in the world and 23rd in Catholic for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Devout: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 17thBest Weather: 20thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25thNicest Citizens: 37thMost Pacifist: 47thMost Primitive: 48thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 75thMost Beautiful Environments: 88thLowest Crime Rates: 126thMost Cheerful Citizens: 174thLongest Average Lifespans: 250thMost Corrupt Governments: 870thLargest Populations: 982ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,652ndTop
Most Conservative: 2,723rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,051stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,177thMost Authoritarian: 5,242ndLargest Governments: 6,461stHighest Economic Output: 7,855thTop
Most Income Equality: 10,699thMost Extreme: 12,593rdMost Influential: 14,316th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the region

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