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The Holy Realm of The Norak Federation

“The gods made us to rule. ”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Apartment Block

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The Holy Realm of The Norak Federation is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.382 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkovia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 94%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Norak Federation's national animal is the Angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Great Eye, and its currency is the Demon Blood Pints.

The Norak Federation is ranked 37th in The Apartment Block and 118,129th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 10 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: The Norak Federation fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 7 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 15 days ago: The Norak Federation fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.

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