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The Holy Realm of The Norak Federation

“The gods made us to rule. ”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Apartment Block

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The Holy Realm of The Norak Federation is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.333 billion Norakians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkovia. The average income tax rate is 95%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Norak Federation's national animal is the Angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Great Eye, and its currency is the Demon Blood Pints.

The Norak Federation is ranked 50th in The Apartment Block and 112,214th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -109 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 19 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, Leader is worshipped as a god.
  • 33 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 33 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.

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