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The Holy Realm of The Norak Federation

“The gods made us to rule. ”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The Apartment Block

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The Holy Realm of The Norak Federation is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.947 billion Norakians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkovia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 94%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Norak Federation's national animal is the Angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Great Eye, and its currency is the Demon Blood Pints.

The Norak Federation is ranked 23rd in The Apartment Block and 50,373rd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.402 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 13 hours ago

  • 2 days 13 hours ago: The Norak Federation changed its national demonym to "Norakian" and its demonym adjective to "Norakian".
  • 12 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • 29 days ago: The Norak Federation fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 41 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 46 days ago: The Norak Federation fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 47 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 52 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 59 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • 60 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 64 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.

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