The Holy Realm of
Father Knows Best State
The gods made us to rule.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holy Realm of The Norak Federation is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.915 billion Norakians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkovia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Norakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion Demon Blood Pintss a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 127,122 Demon Blood Pintss, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 488,764 per year while the poor average 22,768, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Norak Federation's national animal is the Angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great Eye.

The Norak Federation is ranked 913th in Balder and 26,514th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 2 days 9 hours ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 8 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed.
  • 9 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 15 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 16 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 21 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 21 days ago: The Norak Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in The Norak Federation, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'.

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