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The Republic of The Night Elves

“Cut down our trees and die”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: SGN

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The Republic of The Night Elves is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tyrande Whisperwind with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 25.282 billion The Night Elvesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Defence and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darnassus. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Night Elves's national animal is the Chimaera, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Gold Bar.

The Night Elves is ranked 1st in SGN and 6,884th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 616 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 19 days ago: The Night Elves was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, medical lawsuits are out of control.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.

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