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The Republic of The Night Elves

“Cut down our trees and die”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: SGN

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The Republic of The Night Elves is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tyrande Whisperwind with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.273 billion The Night Elvesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darnassus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient The Night Elvesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,502 trillion Gold Bars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 323,613 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Night Elves's national animal is the Chimaera, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Night Elves is ranked 2nd in SGN and 115,626th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 97 days ago: The Night Elves fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 109 days ago: The Night Elves was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 160 days ago: The Night Elves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 178 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • 178 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 178 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 181 days ago: The Night Elves was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • 181 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • 181 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 182 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, medical lawsuits are out of control.

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