The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Cut down our trees and die
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of The Night Elves is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tyrande Whisperwind with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.458 billion The Night Elvesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darnassus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient The Night Elvesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,586 trillion Gold Bars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 324,541 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Night Elves's national animal is the Chimaera, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Night Elves is ranked 2nd in SGN and 124,230th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -24 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: The Night Elves was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 21 days ago: The Night Elves was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 128 days ago: The Night Elves fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 141 days ago: The Night Elves was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 191 days ago: The Night Elves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 209 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • 209 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 209 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 212 days ago: The Night Elves was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • 212 days ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.

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