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The Republic of The Night Elves

“Cut down our trees and die”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: SGN

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The Republic of The Night Elves is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Tyrande Whisperwind with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 25.124 billion The Night Elvesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Defence and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darnassus. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, birth rates have hit an all-time low, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Night Elves's national animal is the Chimaera, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Gold Bar.

The Night Elves is ranked 1st in SGN and 1,106th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 73 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 88 minutes ago: The Night Elves was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: The Night Elves was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: The Night Elves was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Night Elves, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.

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