Most Devout: 1,430th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,535th Most Primitive: 2,661st
The Red Holy Catholic Division of
Father Knows Best State
Deus Unus Me Iudicare Potest
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Red Holy Catholic Division of The New Temple Knights is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Knight John Peter with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 21.558 billion Knights are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Templarcardia. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The A New Temple Knightsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,221 trillion Ords a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,649 Ords, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending billions of Ords on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist, Templarcardia's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Temple Knights's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The New Temple Knights is ranked 168,923rd in the world and 9th in Vatican II for Most Armed, with 0.12 Weapons Per Person.

Most Devout: 1,430thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,535thMost Primitive: 2,661stLargest Populations: 2,681stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,062ndMost Influential: 3,284thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,132ndBest Weather: 4,493rdNicest Citizens: 4,826thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,562ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,343rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,304thLowest Crime Rates: 7,476thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,262ndMost Cultured: 8,599thHighest Economic Output: 8,661stTop
Most Stationary: 10,089thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,437thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,790thHealthiest Citizens: 13,590thSafest: 16,579thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,271st
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

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