The Red Holy Catholic Division of
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The Red Holy Catholic Division of The New Temple Knights is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Knight John Peter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 19.807 billion Knights are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Healthcare and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Templarcardia. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The The New Temple Knightsian economy, worth 991 trillion Ords a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,076 Ords, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, Lord Knight John Peter claims to be the epitome of family values, and churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The New Temple Knights's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The New Temple Knights is ranked 5th in Vatican II and 91,890th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 14 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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