Most Devout: 1,336th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,235th Most Primitive: 2,426th
The Red Holy Catholic Division of
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The Red Holy Catholic Division of The New Temple Knights is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Knight John Peter with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 20.784 billion Knights are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Templarcardia. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The A New Temple Knightsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,229 trillion Ords a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 59,167 Ords, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

International tensions are high as The New Temple Knights threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, all news sources are under strict government control, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Temple Knights's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The New Temple Knights is ranked 147,100th in the world and 8th in Vatican II for Nudest, with 51.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Devout: 1,336thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,235thMost Primitive: 2,426thLargest Populations: 2,760thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,801stMost Influential: 3,145thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,177thBest Weather: 4,306thNicest Citizens: 4,667thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,007thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,457thLowest Crime Rates: 7,154thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,164thHighest Economic Output: 8,046thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,519thMost Cultured: 8,569thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,892ndMost Stationary: 11,409thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,917thHealthiest Citizens: 13,415th

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