Most Devout: 1,211th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,258th Most Primitive: 2,270th
The Red Holy Catholic Division of
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The Red Holy Catholic Division of The New Temple Knights is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Knight John Peter with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 20.279 billion Knights are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Templarcardia. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The A New Temple Knightsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion Ords a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 58,940 Ords, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

International tensions are high as The New Temple Knights threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, all news sources are under strict government control, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Temple Knights's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The New Temple Knights is ranked 2,270th in the world and 1st in Vatican II for Most Primitive, scoring 107.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Devout: 1,211thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,258thMost Primitive: 2,270thLargest Populations: 2,774thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,854thMost Influential: 2,975thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,662ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,982ndBest Weather: 4,099thNicest Citizens: 4,188thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,863rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,838thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,863rdMost Cultured: 7,890thHighest Economic Output: 7,897thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,455thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,744thMost Stationary: 12,041stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,800thHealthiest Citizens: 13,301st

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