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The Sharpshooting Conservatives of The National Rifle Association |
“Protectors of the Second Amendment”
| Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Conservative Paradise
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Sharpshooting Conservatives of The National Rifle Association is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by David Keene with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.765 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fairfax. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Gambling.
City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels. Crime is crippling. The National Rifle Association's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Guns, and its currency is the dollar.
The National Rifle Association is ranked 2nd in Conservative Paradise and 3,310th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 21 on the Bus Surprisal Index.


























National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 21 hours ago
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The National Rifle Association, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
The National Rifle Association, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
The National Rifle Association, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
The National Rifle Association, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
The National Rifle Association, The National Rifle Association is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. - 9 days ago:
The National Rifle Association fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Defense Forces. - 27 days ago: Following new legislation in
The National Rifle Association, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. - 27 days ago: Following new legislation in
The National Rifle Association, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. - 27 days ago: Following new legislation in
The National Rifle Association, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. - 27 days ago: Following new legislation in
The National Rifle Association, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00.







