The United Socialist Stations of The Moscow Metro Red Line is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 20.54 billion Reds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Village. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Red economy, worth a remarkable 2,253 trillion Kalashes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,703 Kalashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, there's a bright dawn ahead for The Moscow Metro Red Line, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Moscow Metro Red Line's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Moscow Metro Red Line is ranked 28,803^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Great American Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.44 law-abiding acts per hour.