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The Cat Burglar of The Miscellany

“Cake rules!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Cat Burglars

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The Cat Burglar of The Miscellany is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.15 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as the Environment and Public Transport receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Miscellany City. The average income tax rate is 28%. A robust private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Miscellany's national animal is the kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the tickle.

The Miscellany is ranked 14th in Cat Burglars and 110,393rd in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -4 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Miscellany, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Miscellany, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Miscellany, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Miscellany, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: The Miscellany was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Miscellany, the state subsidizes liposuction.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Miscellany, billions of tickles are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Miscellany, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Miscellany, online tourism reviews of The Miscellany are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • 4 days ago: The Miscellany was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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