Most Efficient Economies: 955th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,161st Highest Economic Output: 1,232nd
The Mighty Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.539 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 4,226 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 255,556 laughins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,165,687 per year while the poor average 34,187, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 5,153rd in the world and 23rd in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Influential, scoring 5,411 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 955thLowest Crime Rates: 1,161stHighest Economic Output: 1,232ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,534thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,707thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,767thLargest Mining Sector: 1,773rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,784thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,804thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,031stHighest Average Incomes: 2,162ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,258thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,408thMost Conservative: 2,603rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,068thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,030thHighest Drug Use: 4,121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,163rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,295thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,372ndSafest: 4,527thMost Influential: 5,153rdLargest Populations: 5,186thSmartest Citizens: 5,752ndLargest Governments: 5,908thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,041stLargest Retail Industry: 8,163rdTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,006thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,039thRudest Citizens: 11,503rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,700thMost Secular: 11,838thFattest Citizens: 12,037thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,103rdMost Extreme: 13,012thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,569thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,093rd
Safest: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, Largest Insurance Industry, and Largest Mining Sector.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Most Advanced Law Enforcement, the Top 5% for Largest Retail Industry, and the Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies, Lowest Crime Rates, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : The Mighty Hyena's influence in The Alliance of Dictators rose from "Nipper" to "Vassal".
  • : The Mighty Hyena relocated from Lazarus to The Alliance of Dictators.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : The Mighty Hyena ceased to exist.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.


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