Most Efficient Economies: 969th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,062nd Highest Economic Output: 1,242nd
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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.786 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient The Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 4,034 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 255,556 laughins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,165,687 per year while the poor average 34,187, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 1,062nd in the world and 16th in The Alliance of Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 143.96 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 969thLowest Crime Rates: 1,062ndHighest Economic Output: 1,242ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,479thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,532ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,739thLargest Mining Sector: 1,753rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,759thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,841stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,973rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,020thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,270thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,275thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,350thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,177thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,259thMost Conservative: 3,605thHighest Drug Use: 4,286thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,307thSafest: 4,327thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,449thMost Influential: 4,900thSmartest Citizens: 5,080thLargest Populations: 5,283rdLargest Governments: 5,327thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,371stLargest Retail Industry: 7,009thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,943rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,425thTop
Rudest Citizens: 8,898thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,184thMost Secular: 9,525thMost Extreme: 11,224thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,285thFattest Citizens: 12,634thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,568thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,812th
Largest Populations: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the region

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