“We Laugh at you.....”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: The Alliance of Dictators
The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.388 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing.
Drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena, and its currency is the laughin.
Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago
- 2 days 18 hours ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
- 7 days ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- 10 days ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.
- 31 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
- 35 days ago: The Mighty Hyena's influence in The Alliance of Dictators fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- 38 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Holy Imperial Empire of Corrino, killing 1 million zombies.
- 38 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was struck by a Cure Missile from The Empire of Tsauruvia, curing 111 million infected.
- 38 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was struck by a Cure Missile from The Dictatorship of Republic of Greater America, curing 2 million infected.
- 38 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Brutally Genocidal Realm of Nowhereville, killing 1 million zombies.
- 38 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Undead Confederacy of Mongore, infecting 351 million survivors.