The Mighty Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
We Laugh at you.....
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.031 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.

The frighteningly efficient The Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 3,577 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 254,937 laughins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,184,395 per year while the poor average 32,976, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training, hyenas are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, and tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 40th in The Alliance of Dictators and 6,602nd in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 108 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet.
  • : The Mighty Hyena fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Pro-Market.
  • : The Mighty Hyena fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, hyenas are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.

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