Most Efficient Economies: 967th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,067th Highest Economic Output: 1,231st
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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.952 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient The Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 4,076 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 255,556 laughins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,165,687 per year while the poor average 34,187, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 20,604th in the world and 105th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Black Market, with 6.38 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Efficient Economies: 967thLowest Crime Rates: 1,067thHighest Economic Output: 1,231stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,516thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,578thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,730thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,749thLargest Mining Sector: 1,769thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,838thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,006thHighest Average Incomes: 2,054thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,304thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,339thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,381stMost Conservative: 3,004thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,372ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,414thHighest Drug Use: 3,896thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,262ndSafest: 4,387thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,546thMost Influential: 4,916thSmartest Citizens: 5,282ndLargest Populations: 5,283rdLargest Governments: 5,497thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,336thLargest Retail Industry: 7,177thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,396thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,769thRudest Citizens: 8,714thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,126thMost Extreme: 9,890thMost Secular: 10,360thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,518thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,627thFattest Citizens: 11,692ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,737th
Safest: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the region

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