Most Efficient Economies: 977th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,112th Highest Economic Output: 1,249th
The Mighty Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
We Laugh at you.....
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.264 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient The Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 4,156 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 255,556 laughins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,165,687 per year while the poor average 34,187, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 2,404th in the world and 35th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Conservative, scoring 89.85 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 977thLowest Crime Rates: 1,112thHighest Economic Output: 1,249thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,515thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,649thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,741stLargest Mining Sector: 1,760thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,771stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,826thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,029thHighest Average Incomes: 2,136thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,378thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,386thMost Conservative: 2,404thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,719thHighest Drug Use: 3,523rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,682ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,687thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,295thSafest: 4,453rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,592ndMost Influential: 5,019thLargest Populations: 5,166thSmartest Citizens: 5,546thLargest Governments: 5,813thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,139thLargest Retail Industry: 7,575thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,044thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,022ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,888thRudest Citizens: 10,248thMost Extreme: 10,878thMost Secular: 11,348thFattest Citizens: 11,513thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,883rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,603rd
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Safest: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the region

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