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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena

“We Laugh at you.....”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.225 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing.

The workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena, and its currency is the laughin.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 23rd in The Alliance of Dictators and 1,471st in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 14 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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