The Mighty Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
We Laugh at you.....
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.621 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.3%.

The frighteningly efficient The Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 3,402 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 249,825 laughins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,392,774 per year while the poor average 22,372, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, criminals are thrown to the hyenas to repay their debt to society, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Mighty Hyena. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 59th in The Alliance of Dictators and 14,644th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring 1.56 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 hours ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Mighty Hyena.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, criminals are thrown to the hyenas to repay their debt to society.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services.
  • 7 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market (last census: Top 10%).
  • 7 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pro-Market.
  • 8 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • 11 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).

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