Most Efficient Economies: 950th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,140th Highest Economic Output: 1,228th
The Mighty Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
We Laugh at you.....
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.826 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 4,300 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 255,556 laughins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,165,687 per year while the poor average 34,187, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 56,687th in the world and 116th in The Alliance of Dictators for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 53.94 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Efficient Economies: 950thLowest Crime Rates: 1,140thHighest Economic Output: 1,228thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,529thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,745thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,764thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,783rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,806thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,090thHighest Average Incomes: 2,197thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,235thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,530thMost Conservative: 2,660thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,515thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,245thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,406thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,456thSafest: 4,472ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,618thLargest Populations: 5,075thHighest Drug Use: 5,131stMost Influential: 5,271stLargest Governments: 5,858thSmartest Citizens: 5,926thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,958thLargest Retail Industry: 8,731stTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,291stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,499thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,572ndFattest Citizens: 12,301stRudest Citizens: 12,432ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,614thMost Extreme: 12,673rdMost Secular: 13,060thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,167th
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Safest: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Knights templar order chapter of england, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Knights templar order chapter of england, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Knights templar order chapter of england, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Knights templar order chapter of england, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Knights templar order chapter of england, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Knights templar order chapter of england, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : The Mighty Hyena was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Knights templar order chapter of england, infecting 7 million survivors.

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