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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena

“We Laugh at you.....”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.968 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and agricultural science is the most competitive subject at The Mighty Hyena's universities. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena, and its currency is the laughin.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 165th in The Alliance of Dictators and 107,967th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -667 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at The Mighty Hyena's universities.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 11 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.

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