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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena

“We Laugh at you.....”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.942 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient The Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 3,048 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 235,513 laughins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,250,464 per year while the poor average 23,434, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Criminals are executed and their property seized, chemically brainwashed citizens praise The Mightiest Hyena's name on an hourly basis, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, and major internet servers have acquired citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 32nd in The Alliance of Dictators and 5,596th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 82 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 5 hours ago

  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, chemically brainwashed citizens praise The Mightiest Hyena's name on an hourly basis.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 5 days ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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