The Mighty Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
We Laugh at you.....
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.111 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient The Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 3,170 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 241,817 laughins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,315,249 per year while the poor average 22,858, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

The Mighty Hyena's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 181st in The Alliance of Dictators and 121,707th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -310 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 2 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, The Mighty Hyena's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 7 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.

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