Most Efficient Economies: 965th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,078th Highest Economic Output: 1,244th
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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.085 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient The Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 4,110 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 255,556 laughins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,165,687 per year while the poor average 34,187, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 2,084th in the world and 29th in The Alliance of Dictators for Highest Average Incomes, with 255,556.88 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Efficient Economies: 965thLowest Crime Rates: 1,078thHighest Economic Output: 1,244thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,481stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,613thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,723rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,764thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,766thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,815thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,020thHighest Average Incomes: 2,084thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,351stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,364thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,397thMost Conservative: 3,081stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,503rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,555thHighest Drug Use: 3,576thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,283rdSafest: 4,427thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,559thMost Influential: 4,970thLargest Populations: 5,192ndSmartest Citizens: 5,405thLargest Governments: 5,661stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,295thLargest Retail Industry: 7,261stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,772ndTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,473rdRudest Citizens: 9,241stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,606thMost Secular: 10,738thFattest Citizens: 11,272ndMost Extreme: 11,341stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,787thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,335thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,967th
Safest: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the region

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