Most Efficient Economies: 977th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,057th Highest Economic Output: 1,236th
The Mighty Dictatorship of
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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.618 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient The Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 3,991 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 255,556 laughins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,165,687 per year while the poor average 34,187, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 189,600th in the world and 226th in The Alliance of Dictators for Best Weather, with -227 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Efficient Economies: 977thLowest Crime Rates: 1,057thHighest Economic Output: 1,236thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,459thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,477thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,708thLargest Mining Sector: 1,744thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,783rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,866thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,911thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,954thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,200thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,215thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,309thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,931stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,032ndMost Conservative: 3,839thHighest Drug Use: 4,074thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,200thSafest: 4,321stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,355thMost Influential: 4,726thSmartest Citizens: 4,838thLargest Governments: 5,066thLargest Populations: 5,335thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,361stLargest Retail Industry: 6,419thMost Secular: 7,566thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,830thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,006thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,034thRudest Citizens: 9,250thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,779thFattest Citizens: 12,112thMost Extreme: 12,381stLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,389thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,835thMost Developed: 18,461stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,202nd
Safest: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 25th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the region

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