Most Efficient Economies: 960th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,133rd Highest Economic Output: 1,243rd
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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.397 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient The Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 4,190 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 255,556 laughins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,165,687 per year while the poor average 34,187, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 4,301st in the world and 41st in The Alliance of Dictators for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 227.12 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 960thLowest Crime Rates: 1,133rdHighest Economic Output: 1,243rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,516thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,697thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,733rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,762ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,770thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,821stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,034thHighest Average Incomes: 2,148thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,282ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,402ndMost Conservative: 2,426thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,871stHighest Drug Use: 3,384thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,896thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,970thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,301stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,331stSafest: 4,453rdLargest Populations: 5,149thMost Influential: 5,168thSmartest Citizens: 5,693rdLargest Governments: 5,897thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,048thLargest Retail Industry: 7,913thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,644thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,374thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,651stRudest Citizens: 11,029thFattest Citizens: 11,562ndMost Extreme: 11,566thMost Secular: 11,668thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,109thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,176th
Safest: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the region

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