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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena

“We Laugh at you.....”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.202 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing.

Concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, and hyenas are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena, and its currency is the laughin.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 88th in The Alliance of Dictators and 12,964th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 123.5 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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