The Mighty Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
We Laugh at you.....
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.263 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.1%.

The frighteningly efficient The Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 3,288 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 247,910 laughins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,316,284 per year while the poor average 24,667, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, school uniforms are compulsory, and families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 31st in The Alliance of Dictators and 3,073rd in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 593 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 5 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 6 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • 7 days ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the world Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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