The Mighty Dictatorship of
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The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.678 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.

The frighteningly efficient The Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 3,741 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 254,937 laughins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,184,395 per year while the poor average 32,976, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training, hyenas are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, and tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 160th in The Alliance of Dictators and 139,790th in the world for Nudest, with 20 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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