The Mighty Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
We Laugh at you.....
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.846 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.4%.

The frighteningly efficient The Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 3,507 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 253,300 laughins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,344,906 per year while the poor average 25,204, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 36th in The Alliance of Dictators and 4,407th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 37 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • 7 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, The Mightiest Hyena claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.

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