“We Laugh at you.....”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: The Alliance of Dictators
The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.839 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing.
Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena, and its currency is the laughin.
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 16 hours ago
- 14 days ago: The Mighty Hyena changed its national demonym to "Mighties".
- 19 days ago: The Mighty Hyena lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
- 29 days ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the regional Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- 32 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
- 45 days ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.
- 48 days ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
- 55 days ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Conservative.
- 61 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- 66 days ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the world Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
- 74 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.