The Mighty Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
We Laugh at you.....
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.391 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.1%.

The frighteningly efficient The Mighty Hyenan economy, worth a remarkable 3,326 trillion laughins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 248,424 laughins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,457,858 per year while the poor average 19,775, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, The Mighty Hyena-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, and guns are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena.

The Mighty Hyena is ranked 149th in The Alliance of Dictators and 115,691st in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -249.289 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 6 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 7 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 1%).
  • 7 days ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the regional Top 5% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 11 days ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the world Top 5% for Fattest Citizens.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, guns are banned.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, The Mighty Hyena-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in The Mighty Hyena, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.

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