“We Laugh at you.....”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: The Alliance of Dictators
The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Mightiest Hyena with an iron fist, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.687 billion Mightieses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilariousness. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing.
Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at The Mighty Hyena's universities, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mighty Hyena's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Cult of the Mightiest Hyena, and its currency is the laughin.
Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago
- 15 hours ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 5%).
- 1 day 16 hours ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- 2 days 16 hours ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
- 3 days 15 hours ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
- 24 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
- 39 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- 45 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- 50 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Militarized State of Flammaland, killing 79 million zombies.
- 50 days ago: The Mighty Hyena fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- 50 days ago: The Mighty Hyena was struck by a Cure Missile from The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania, curing 36 million infected.