Most Authoritarian: 2,289th Largest Populations: 4,850th Most Income Equality: 7,426th
The Information Extraction Rooms of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Information Extraction Rooms of The Lubyanka is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.928 billion The Lubyankans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant The Lubyankan economy, worth 279 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,489 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lubyanka's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Lubyanka is ranked 96,443rd in the world and 15th in Kantrias for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 246.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,289thLargest Populations: 4,850thMost Income Equality: 7,426thMost Extreme: 7,708thTop
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Most Stationary: 8,468thMost Conservative: 9,036th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the region

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  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : The Lubyanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : The Lubyanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : The Lubyanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".

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