Most Authoritarian: 2,488th Largest Populations: 4,786th Most Income Equality: 7,308th
The Information Extraction Rooms of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Information Extraction Rooms of The Lubyanka is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 17.117 billion The Lubyankans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant The Lubyankan economy, worth 282 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,489 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lubyanka's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Lubyanka is ranked 84,930th in the world and 11th in Kantrias for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 461.89 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,488thLargest Populations: 4,786thMost Income Equality: 7,308thTop
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Most Extreme: 7,847thMost Stationary: 8,324thMost Conservative: 9,085th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : The Lubyanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : The Lubyanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : The Lubyanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : The Lubyanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".

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