Most Authoritarian: 2,125th Largest Populations: 4,966th Most Income Equality: 6,599th
The Information Extraction Rooms of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Information Extraction Rooms of The Lubyanka is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.571 billion The Lubyankans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant The Lubyankan economy, worth 273 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,489 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lubyanka's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Lubyanka is ranked 37,165th in the world and 7th in Kantrias for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 52.16 Whatever.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,125thLargest Populations: 4,966thMost Income Equality: 6,599thMost Extreme: 6,939thTop
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Most Stationary: 8,734thMost Conservative: 9,694th
Top
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : The Lubyanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Lubyanka's influence in Kantrias rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : The Lubyanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Lubyanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Lubyanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality, Most Authoritarian, Largest Populations, and Most Extreme and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : The Lubyanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 10%).
  • : The Lubyanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).

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