Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.404 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 23,490 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 772,618 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,440,858 per year while the poor average 37,157, a ratio of 146 to 1.

Directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use NakNakdam as a backdrop, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 180,092nd in the world and 117th in Wysteria for Highest Average Tax Rates, with -40.2 Effective Tax Rate.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thMost Avoided: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16thHighest Economic Output: 20thFattest Citizens: 20thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25thHighest Average Incomes: 26thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28thLargest Gambling Industry: 31stLargest Retail Industry: 39thLargest Populations: 42ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 48thLargest Insurance Industry: 52ndLargest Mining Sector: 55thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 57thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 74thMost Corrupt Governments: 81stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 99thMost Armed: 129thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 132ndRudest Citizens: 148thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 206thMost Secular: 209thSmartest Citizens: 217thLargest Information Technology Sector: 316thLargest Publishing Industry: 711thLargest Agricultural Sector: 776thMost Efficient Economies: 1,791stTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,881stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,661stNudest: 5,642ndMost Pro-Market: 5,816thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,168thLowest Crime Rates: 10,356thLargest Governments: 11,635thMost Extreme: 14,685th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the region

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