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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.477 billion The knight who says NIians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrubbery. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.

Charity no longer begins at home, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Elvis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

The knight who says NI is ranked 2nd in Capitalist Paradise and 14th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 2,338.4 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 8 hours ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Rudest Citizens (last census: #1).
  • 10 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • 14 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 1%).
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, charity no longer begins at home.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • 20 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 25 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest (last census: Top 10%).

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by Max Barry

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