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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.703 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrubbery. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Elvis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

The knight who says NI is ranked 263rd in Capitalist Paradise and 51,547th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 72 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • 9 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Shrubbery was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, criminals are executed and their property seized.

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by Max Barry

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