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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.56 billion The knight who says NIians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrubbery. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

The food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

The knight who says NI is ranked 16th in Capitalist Paradise and 4,728th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 36 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 6 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Elvis Lasagne is a hit.
  • 12 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: #1).
  • 14 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Rudest Citizens (last census: #1).
  • 24 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • 28 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 1%).

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by Max Barry

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