The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.7 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 20,279 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 759,540 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,364,241 per year while the poor average 3,778, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 5th in Capitalist Paradise and 81st in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 2,762 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 4 days ago: The knight who says NI was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around NakNakdam.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, people all over The knight who says NI are dying of 'Mad Nakster Disease'.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.

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by Max Barry

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