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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Some	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.663 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrubbery. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.

Children as young as eight can be found working in factories, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Elvis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

The knight who says NI is ranked 4,931st in the Pacific and 130,982nd in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -1,732 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Easter Egg #1 in the Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Armed Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector #1 in the Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the Pacific for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the Pacific for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the Pacific for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of the Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme #1 in the Pacific for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens #1 in the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 10% of the Pacific for Most Developed Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 1% of the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates #1 in the Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of the Pacific for Nudest Top 5% of the world for Nudest Top 1% of the Pacific for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Populations Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Pro-Market Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market #1 in the Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 5% of the Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 1% of the Pacific for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Safest Top 5% of the Pacific for Safest Top 10% of the Pacific for Smartest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens #1 in the Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

8 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
10 days ago: The knight who says NI was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
18 days ago: The knight who says NI was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
18 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
18 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, Max Barry is this year's Miss The knight who says NI.