The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.826 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 20,382 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 759,819 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,366,949 per year while the poor average 3,780, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, theoretical science is only theoretical, and the world outside is only known of in folklore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 2nd in Capitalist Paradise and 10th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 22,040.937 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 12 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 15 days ago: The knight who says NI was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • 18 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 18 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 26 days ago: The knight who says NI was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".

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by Max Barry

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