Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.589 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 22,854 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 772,403 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,458,499 per year while the poor average 36,720, a ratio of 148 to 1.

Mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, self-driving cars have been banned, and insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 10,404th in the world and 20th in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.78 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10thMost Avoided: 13thFattest Citizens: 18thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19thHighest Economic Output: 20thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 26thLargest Gambling Industry: 30thLargest Retail Industry: 35thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 42ndLargest Populations: 44thLargest Insurance Industry: 47thLargest Mining Sector: 48thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65thMost Corrupt Governments: 77thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 94thRudest Citizens: 116thMost Armed: 124thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 130thMost Secular: 138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 158thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 161stSmartest Citizens: 216thLargest Information Technology Sector: 236thLargest Publishing Industry: 737thLargest Agricultural Sector: 744thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,804thLargest Black Market: 2,754thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,214thMost Pro-Market: 4,144thNudest: 4,149thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,733rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,404thLargest Governments: 11,863rdMost Extreme: 12,885thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,572nd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, self-driving cars have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, The knight who says NI-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.

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