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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.654 billion The knight who says NIians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrubbery. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, criminals are thrown to the Elviss to repay their debt to society, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, and retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

The knight who says NI is ranked 411th in Capitalist Paradise and 114,436th in the world for Best Weather, with -9,284 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 16 hours ago

  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, criminals are thrown to the Elviss to repay their debt to society.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, The knight who says NI-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.

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by Max Barry

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