The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.588 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 21,747 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 760,713 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,989,383 per year while the poor average 45,415, a ratio of 109 to 1.

The giant 80-storey carving of Allmighty Nak Nak in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, foreign governments regularly accuse the The knight who says NIian military of war crimes, and the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 36th in Wysteria and 62,411th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.448 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, foreign governments regularly accuse the The knight who says NIian military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the giant 80-storey carving of Allmighty Nak Nak in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, NakNakdam's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.

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