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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise


The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.954 billion The knight who says NIians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrubbery. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

The knight who says NI is ranked 427th in Capitalist Paradise and 120,663rd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -1,315 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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by Max Barry

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