Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.216 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 22,566 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 772,395 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,516,716 per year while the poor average 35,438, a ratio of 155 to 1.

Heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, and citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 181,926th in the world and 131st in Wysteria for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1.92 Tourists Per Hour.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10thMost Avoided: 11thFattest Citizens: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17thHighest Economic Output: 17thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 25thLargest Gambling Industry: 29thLargest Retail Industry: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 42ndLargest Insurance Industry: 43rdLargest Populations: 44thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 44thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64thMost Corrupt Governments: 70thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 91stMost Secular: 107thRudest Citizens: 109thMost Armed: 120thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 133rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 146thMost Scientifically Advanced: 148thLargest Information Technology Sector: 204thSmartest Citizens: 209thLargest Publishing Industry: 716thLargest Agricultural Sector: 804thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,849thLargest Black Market: 2,678thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,952ndMost Pro-Market: 3,791stNudest: 4,124thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,083rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,114thLargest Governments: 11,373rdMost Extreme: 13,119thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,970th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, The knight who says NI-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.

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