The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.281 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 20,730 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 759,893 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,778,250 per year while the poor average 11,341, a ratio of 597 to 1.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 2nd in Capitalist Paradise and 11th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 22,059.354 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, fraternities are notoriously exclusive.

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