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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.247 billion The knight who says NIians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrubbery. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.

The government spends millions of Storms every year prosecuting spammers, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Elvis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

The knight who says NI is ranked 437th in Capitalist Paradise and 112,157th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -1,298 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government spends millions of Storms every year prosecuting spammers.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • 24 days ago: The knight who says NI fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Influential.
  • 25 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: #1).
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.

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by Max Barry

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