The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.063 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 20,566 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 759,935 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,368,073 per year while the poor average 3,780, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, Allmighty Nak Nak's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 2nd in Capitalist Paradise and 21st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 21 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 8 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Pro-Market (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 11 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Armed (last census: Top 1%).
  • 12 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 30 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 30 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, Allmighty Nak Nak's mistress is the belle at many state balls.

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by Max Barry

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