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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.34 billion The knight who says NIians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrubbery. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 20,122 trillion Storms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 763,942 Storms, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,098,297 per year while the poor average 7,601, a ratio of 933 to 1.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 2nd in Capitalist Paradise and 23rd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 21 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 2 days 3 hours ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 6 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: #1).
  • 10 days ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: #1).

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by Max Barry

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