Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.437 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 22,735 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 772,338 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,458,043 per year while the poor average 36,717, a ratio of 148 to 1.

The government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, and self-driving cars have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 214th in the world and 16th in Wysteria for Smartest Citizens, with 261.78 Quips Per Hour.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10thMost Avoided: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17thFattest Citizens: 18thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19thHighest Economic Output: 19thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 26thLargest Gambling Industry: 30thLargest Retail Industry: 33rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 42ndLargest Populations: 44thLargest Mining Sector: 46thLargest Insurance Industry: 47thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 66thMost Corrupt Governments: 76thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 94thRudest Citizens: 107thMost Armed: 120thMost Secular: 121stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 134thMost Scientifically Advanced: 150thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 160thSmartest Citizens: 214thLargest Information Technology Sector: 223rdLargest Publishing Industry: 726thLargest Agricultural Sector: 730thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,829thLargest Black Market: 2,728thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,777thNudest: 3,370thMost Pro-Market: 3,609thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,897thLowest Crime Rates: 10,293rdMost Extreme: 11,279thLargest Governments: 11,770thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,963rd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, self-driving cars have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, The knight who says NI-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, auditors are gutting every governmental department.

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