Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.792 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 23,011 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 772,407 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,458,524 per year while the poor average 36,720, a ratio of 148 to 1.

It turns out that money can buy you happiness, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use NakNakdam as a backdrop, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, and the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 37,636th in the world and 25th in Wysteria for Most Conservative, scoring 61.62 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10thMost Avoided: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16thFattest Citizens: 18thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19thHighest Economic Output: 20thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25thLargest Gambling Industry: 29thLargest Retail Industry: 35thLargest Populations: 44thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 45thLargest Insurance Industry: 46thLargest Mining Sector: 49thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64thMost Corrupt Governments: 81stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 95thRudest Citizens: 113thMost Armed: 127thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 136thMost Secular: 148thMost Scientifically Advanced: 169thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 169thSmartest Citizens: 218thLargest Information Technology Sector: 248thLargest Publishing Industry: 749thLargest Agricultural Sector: 765thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,810thLargest Black Market: 2,807thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,856thNudest: 4,551stMost Pro-Market: 4,803rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,412thLowest Crime Rates: 10,377thLargest Governments: 11,886thMost Extreme: 13,562nd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use NakNakdam as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, self-driving cars have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".

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