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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.82 billion The knight who says NIians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrubbery. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, and the government is cracking down on subversive groups. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

The knight who says NI is ranked 421st in Capitalist Paradise and 113,863rd in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring -497 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the Elvis is reportedly extinct.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.

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by Max Barry

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