The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.573 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 20,177 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 759,314 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,055,297 per year while the poor average 7,555, a ratio of 933 to 1.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, governments opposing The knight who says NI are beset by rebels, and mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 2nd in Capitalist Paradise and 28th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 31 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, governments opposing The knight who says NI are beset by rebels.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: The knight who says NI changed its national motto to "I came, I saw, I conquered.".
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: The knight who says NI altered its national flag.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: The knight who says NI altered its national flag.

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by Max Barry

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