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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Some	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.477 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrubbery. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, all news sources are under strict government control, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Elvis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

The knight who says NI is ranked 2nd in the Pacific and 5th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 152 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Easter Egg #1 in the Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector #1 in the Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Armed Top 1% of the world for Most Armed Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector #1 in the Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the Pacific for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the Pacific for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the Pacific for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of the Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Extreme #1 in the Pacific for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens #1 in the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry Top 1% of the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates #1 in the Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Nudest Top 5% of the world for Nudest Top 1% of the Pacific for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Populations Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Pro-Market Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market #1 in the Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 5% of the Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides #1 in the Pacific for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of the Pacific for Safest Top 10% of the world for Safest Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of the Pacific for Smartest Citizens #1 in the Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 15 hours ago

1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, all news sources are under strict government control.
1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.