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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.12 billion The knight who says NIians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrubbery. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, the government seizes all major gold finds, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, and citizens must pay to enjoy The knight who says NI's pristine beaches. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

The knight who says NI is ranked 461st in Capitalist Paradise and 117,624th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -1,321 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 11 days ago: The knight who says NI was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, citizens must pay to enjoy The knight who says NI's pristine beaches.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, political activists are routinely executed.

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by Max Barry

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