The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.64 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 21,003 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 759,897 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,778,287 per year while the poor average 11,341, a ratio of 597 to 1.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, and healthcare funding has been cut. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 425th in Capitalist Paradise and 130,468th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring -37 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, healthcare funding has been cut.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market (last census: Top 1%).
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Pro-Market (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.

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