Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.978 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 23,155 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 772,407 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,458,524 per year while the poor average 36,720, a ratio of 148 to 1.

It turns out that money can buy you happiness, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use NakNakdam as a backdrop, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, and the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 30th in the world and 8th in Wysteria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 57,999.9 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thMost Avoided: 14thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18thFattest Citizens: 19thHighest Economic Output: 21stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25thHighest Average Incomes: 26thLargest Gambling Industry: 30thLargest Retail Industry: 38thLargest Populations: 43rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 46thLargest Insurance Industry: 51stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52ndLargest Mining Sector: 55thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 71stMost Corrupt Governments: 85thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 97thRudest Citizens: 124thMost Armed: 126thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 141stMost Secular: 158thMost Scientifically Advanced: 181stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 183rdSmartest Citizens: 218thLargest Information Technology Sector: 272ndLargest Publishing Industry: 761stLargest Agricultural Sector: 778thMost Efficient Economies: 1,791stTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,859thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,243rdNudest: 5,023rdMost Pro-Market: 5,280thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,277thLowest Crime Rates: 10,376thLargest Governments: 12,008thMost Extreme: 15,194th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use NakNakdam as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, self-driving cars have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".

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