Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th Most Avoided: 10th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.097 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient The knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 22,474 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 772,415 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,905,815 per year while the poor average 50,384, a ratio of 97.4 to 1.

Artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, The knight who says NI-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, and heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 193,365th in the world and 124th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -61.48 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10thMost Avoided: 10thFattest Citizens: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18thHighest Economic Output: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 25thLargest Gambling Industry: 28thLargest Retail Industry: 30thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40thLargest Insurance Industry: 43rdLargest Mining Sector: 43rdLargest Populations: 43rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 47thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 61stMost Corrupt Governments: 68thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 86thMost Secular: 103rdRudest Citizens: 115thMost Armed: 119thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 139thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 140thLargest Information Technology Sector: 201stSmartest Citizens: 202ndLargest Publishing Industry: 712thLargest Agricultural Sector: 766thMost Efficient Economies: 1,853rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,660thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,156thNudest: 4,621stMost Pro-Market: 5,750thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9,907thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,995thLargest Governments: 11,058thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,430thMost Extreme: 17,229th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, The knight who says NI-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.

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