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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.649 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shrubbery. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.

Criminals are executed and their property seized, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and the government's only official statement on the burning down of Shrubbery was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Elvis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

The knight who says NI is ranked 4th in Capitalist Paradise and 769th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 489 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 9 hours ago: The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Shrubbery was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, The knight who says NI is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.

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by Max Barry

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