Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 418th Safest: 824th Most Advanced Public Transport: 879th
The Vague Association of
Democratic Socialists
Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.741 billion Kazoo Peoples are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The all-consuming Kazoo Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,035 trillion kazoos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,109 kazoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 44,294th in the world and 29th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 2,943.27 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 418thSafest: 824thMost Advanced Public Transport: 879thLeast Corrupt Governments: 969thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,005thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,084thBest Weather: 1,095thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,263rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,475thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,611thMost Pacifist: 1,649thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,660thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,714thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,501stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,047thSmartest Citizens: 3,387thMost Developed: 3,542ndHighest Economic Output: 3,809thLowest Crime Rates: 3,828thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,852ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,030thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,302ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,991stLargest Populations: 5,951stNicest Citizens: 6,011thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,138thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,173rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,386thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 10,607thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,673rdMost Inclusive: 11,359thHighest Average Incomes: 12,517thMost Cultured: 13,649th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • : The Kazoo Peoples voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Toxic Heavy Metals Act".
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : The Kazoo Peoples's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.

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