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The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples

“Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Atlantian Oceania

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The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, intelligent population of 10.913 billion The Kazoo Peoplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kazoo.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 54th in Atlantian Oceania and 58,400th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.287 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 50 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • 54 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 58 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 59 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Hell".
  • 72 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 80 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 80 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million kazoos of property damage.

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