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The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples

“Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Atlantian Oceania

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The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and notable for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 11.306 billion The Kazoo Peoplesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kazoo.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 168th in Atlantian Oceania and 111,306th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -21 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 days ago

  • 3 days 12 hours ago: The Kazoo Peoples fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 11 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 14 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 41 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 41 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Black Riders".
  • 57 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • 57 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 79 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 79 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 100 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.

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