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The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples

“Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Atlantian Oceania

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The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, intelligent population of 11.654 billion The Kazoo Peoplesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The Kazoo Peoples is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kazoo.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 1st in Atlantian Oceania and 658th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 108 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 1%).
  • 13 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • 26 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, The Kazoo Peoples is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, nude art is becoming wildly popular.

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