Location: Atlantian Oceania

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The New Union of The Kazoo Peoples is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 8.833 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and the study of medicine is popular throughout The Kazoo Peoples. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kazoo.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 231st in Atlantian Oceania and 129,406th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -16 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and