The Vague Association of
Democratic Socialists
Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.134 billion The Kazoo Peoplesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient The Kazoo Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,948 trillion kazoos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,862 kazoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and TKP-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 81st in Atlantian Oceania and 141,747th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -5 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • : The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, TKP-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : The Kazoo Peoples fell out of the world Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.

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