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The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples

“Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Atlantian Oceania

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The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, intelligent population of 11.358 billion The Kazoo Peoplesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kazoo.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 175th in Atlantian Oceania and 113,771st in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

The Kazoo Peoples is currently considering its options.

People: 11,358,252,807

Zombies: 0

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