Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 427th Safest: 811th Most Advanced Public Transport: 821st
The Vague Association of
Democratic Socialists
Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.091 billion Kazoo Peoples are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The all-consuming Kazoo Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,093 trillion kazoos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,699 kazoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future leaders of The Kazoo Peoples regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Kazoo Peoplesian grocery store, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 3,901st in the world and 5th in Atlantian Oceania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.1 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 427thSafest: 811thMost Advanced Public Transport: 821stLeast Corrupt Governments: 990thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,087thBest Weather: 1,097thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,156thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,290thHealthiest Citizens: 1,480thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,523rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,568thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,714thMost Pacifist: 1,732ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,785thLargest Governments: 2,624thMost Developed: 3,105thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,471stSmartest Citizens: 3,535thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,751stHighest Economic Output: 3,804thLowest Crime Rates: 3,901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,926thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,527thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,623rdLargest Populations: 5,800thNicest Citizens: 6,331stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,199thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,673rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,208thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 11,139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,173rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,145thMost Inclusive: 13,551stMost Cultured: 13,735th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the region

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