The Vague Association of
Democratic Socialists
Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 12.82 billion The Kazoo Peoplesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The all-consuming The Kazoo Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,712 trillion kazoos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,547 kazoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

90% of active duty TKPAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and factories grind to a halt every time there is an election. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 3rd in Atlantian Oceania and 1,250th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 168 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 104 minutes ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 10 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 1%).
  • 11 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 12 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • 12 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Inclusive.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, 90% of active duty TKPAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.

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