The Vague Association of
Democratic Socialists
Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 12.991 billion The Kazoo Peoplesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient The Kazoo Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,761 trillion kazoos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,592 kazoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, and The Kazoo Peoples's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 83rd in Atlantian Oceania and 113,789th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 5%).
  • : The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, The Kazoo Peoples's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
  • : The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.

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