The Vague Association of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.579 billion The Kazoo Peoplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The all-consuming The Kazoo Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,677 trillion kazoos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,333 kazoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 73rd in Atlantian Oceania and 118,216th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 27 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 19 hours ago

  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: The Kazoo Peoples voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sexual Privacy Act"".
  • 16 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).
  • 20 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 23 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges.

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