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The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples

“Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Atlantian Oceania

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The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.873 billion The Kazoo Peoplesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The all-consuming The Kazoo Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,562 trillion kazoos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,639 kazoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All guns must be registered, Kazoo City spends billions upgrading public transport, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 4th in Atlantian Oceania and 985th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,932.15 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, Kazoo City spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 7 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Double Taxation".
  • 11 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 17 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 22 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, all guns must be registered.
  • 36 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 1%).
  • 48 days ago: The Kazoo Peoples was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken.

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