Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 489th Safest: 683rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 747th
The Vague Association of
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Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.
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The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.898 billion Kazoo Peoples are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The all-consuming Kazoo Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,314 trillion kazoos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,606 kazoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Kazoo City as a backdrop, and geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 14,455th in the world and 8th in Atlantian Oceania for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 1 Valid Endorsements.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 489thSafest: 683rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 747thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 901stLeast Corrupt Governments: 911thBest Weather: 950thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,164thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,178thHealthiest Citizens: 1,326thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,419thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,480thMost Pacifist: 1,542ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,869thLargest Governments: 2,233rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,496thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,150thLowest Crime Rates: 3,245thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,421stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,423rdSmartest Citizens: 3,457thHighest Economic Output: 3,507thMost Developed: 5,406thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,448thLargest Populations: 5,642ndNicest Citizens: 6,272ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,125thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,781stTop
Most Inclusive: 10,625thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,224thHighest Average Incomes: 12,260thMost Cultured: 13,603rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,455thMost Income Equality: 14,850thMost Influential: 16,360thMost Stationary: 17,188th
Safest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the region

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