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The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples

“Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Atlantian Oceania


The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 10.207 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kazoo.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 168th in Atlantian Oceania and 120,709th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -11 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago


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by Max Barry

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