Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 443rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 809th Safest: 875th
The Vague Association of
Democratic Socialists
Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.623 billion Kazoo Peoples are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The all-consuming Kazoo Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,012 trillion kazoos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,625 kazoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Atlantian Oceania, most citizens in The Kazoo Peoples are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 1,085th in the world and 2nd in Atlantian Oceania for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.61 Years.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 443rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 809thSafest: 875thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 949thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,033rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,085thBest Weather: 1,128thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,312thHealthiest Citizens: 1,359thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,494thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,503rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,625thMost Pacifist: 1,637thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,712thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,478thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,945thMost Developed: 3,252ndSmartest Citizens: 3,367thHighest Economic Output: 3,818thLowest Crime Rates: 3,890thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,905thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,946thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,485thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,910thLargest Populations: 6,005thNicest Citizens: 6,009thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,975thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,256thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,077thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,162ndTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 10,270thMost Inclusive: 10,954thHighest Average Incomes: 12,092ndMost Cultured: 12,728th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, most citizens in The Kazoo Peoples are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Atlantian Oceania.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : The Kazoo Peoples voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Arms Transfers".
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.

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