Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 433rd Safest: 809th Most Advanced Public Transport: 815th
The Vague Association of
Democratic Socialists
Kazoo unto others as others would kazoo unto you.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Vague Association of The Kazoo Peoples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Nai Aknam with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.944 billion Kazoo Peoples are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The all-consuming Kazoo Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,057 trillion kazoos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,655 kazoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and conspiracy theorists allege Kazoo City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kazoo Peoples's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kazoo Peoples is ranked 146,546th in the world and 89th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -17.55 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 433rdSafest: 809thMost Advanced Public Transport: 815thLeast Corrupt Governments: 972ndBest Weather: 1,087thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,095thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,141stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,265thHealthiest Citizens: 1,484thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,498thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,614thMost Pacifist: 1,715thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,736thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,762ndLargest Governments: 2,620thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,369thSmartest Citizens: 3,449thHighest Economic Output: 3,839thMost Developed: 3,916thLowest Crime Rates: 3,940thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,015thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,123rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,406thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,350thLargest Populations: 5,914thNicest Citizens: 6,353rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,443rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 7,659thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,898thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,733rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,985thHighest Average Incomes: 13,245thMost Inclusive: 13,283rdMost Cultured: 13,905th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, conspiracy theorists allege Kazoo City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : The Kazoo Peoples voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".
  • : The Kazoo Peoples voted for the World Assembly Resolution "The Rule of Law".
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Kazoo Peoplesian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kazoo Peoples, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.

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