The Contrary clowns of
Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Contrary clowns of THE KANGAROO is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by El Presidente Kanga with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.897 billion KANGAROOS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BruciesBarandGrill. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient me economy, worth an astonishing 11,034 trillion pogosticks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 426,109 pogosticks, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, all news sources are under strict government control, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. THE KANGAROO's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of the divinedipsomaniac.

THE KANGAROO is ranked 6th in Celtic warrior and 119,062nd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -555 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : THE KANGAROO lodged a message on the Celtic warrior Regional Message Board.
  • : THE KANGAROO updated the World Factbook entry in Celtic warrior.
  • : THE KANGAROO lodged a message on the Celtic warrior Regional Message Board.
  • : THE KANGAROO voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Space Administration"".
  • : THE KANGAROO was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, priests are being drafted by the church load.

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