The Demented platypus of
Corporate Police State
Quack Quack Quackity Quack
El Presidente Duck
Regional Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Demented platypus of THE KANGAROO is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by El Presidente Duck with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.042 billion Duckeeducks are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DUCK. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient a duck economy, worth an astonishing 11,661 trillion Ducks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 431,250 Ducks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,217,326 per year while the poor average 122,294, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of THE KANGAROO remains pure, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, and citizens must pay to enjoy THE KANGAROO's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. THE KANGAROO's national animal is the Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Cult of the depraved duck.

THE KANGAROO is ranked 1st in Celtic warrior and 523rd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 13 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : THE KANGAROO was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : THE KANGAROO lodged a message on the Celtic warrior Regional Message Board.
  • : THE KANGAROO's influence in Celtic warrior rose from "Power" to "Dominator".
  • : THE KANGAROO was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • : THE KANGAROO lodged a message on the Celtic warrior Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, citizens must pay to enjoy THE KANGAROO's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of THE KANGAROO remains pure.
  • : THE KANGAROO lodged a message on the Celtic warrior Regional Message Board.
  • : THE KANGAROO was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative (last census: Top 5%).

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