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The Out of their skull marsupial of THE KANGAROO

“Dont mess with the Koala”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Celtic warrior

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The Out of their skull marsupial of THE KANGAROO is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by El Presidente Kanga with an iron fist, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.965 billion THE KANGAROOians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BruciesBarandGrill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, atheists are heavily taxed, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. THE KANGAROO's national animal is the crazy conifer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is The Marsupial Free Church, and its currency is the fried fruitbat.

THE KANGAROO is ranked 2nd in Celtic warrior and 28,884th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 126 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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