Highest Economic Output: 112th Largest Mining Sector: 138th Most Corrupt Governments: 145th
The Demented platypus of
Moralistic Democracy
Quack Quack Quackity Quack
Regional Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Demented platypus of THE KANGAROO is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by El Presidente Duck with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.664 billion Duckeeducks are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DUCK. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient a duck economy, worth an astonishing 12,518 trillion Ducks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 452,528 Ducks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,523,868 per year while the poor average 99,561, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.

The government is cracking down on subversive groups, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. THE KANGAROO's national animal is the Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Cult of the depraved duck.

THE KANGAROO is ranked 4,179th in the world and 1st in Celtic warrior for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 8,317.04 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Highest Economic Output: 112thLargest Mining Sector: 138thMost Corrupt Governments: 145thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 159thHighest Average Incomes: 219thFattest Citizens: 224thMost Avoided: 230thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 236thLargest Insurance Industry: 248thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 262ndRudest Citizens: 279thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 327thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 368thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 403rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 416thLargest Retail Industry: 421stMost Scientifically Advanced: 423rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 568thLargest Populations: 590thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 680thLargest Information Technology Sector: 746thLargest Gambling Industry: 788thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 831stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,039thLowest Crime Rates: 1,087thHighest Drug Use: 1,227thMost Efficient Economies: 1,365thLargest Black Market: 1,536thLargest Governments: 1,629thTop
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,829thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,967thMost Influential: 3,408thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,179thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,273rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,109thMost Devout: 5,959thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,558th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : THE KANGAROO was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : THE KANGAROO was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
  • : THE KANGAROO was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : THE KANGAROO was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Extreme.
  • : THE KANGAROO lodged a message on the Celtic warrior Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.

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