The Contrary clowns of
Father Knows Best State
here today and BOING ! there manyana
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Contrary clowns of THE KANGAROO is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by El Presidente Kanga with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.693 billion KANGAROOS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BruciesBarandGrill. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient me economy, worth an astonishing 10,937 trillion pogosticks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 425,717 pogosticks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

New religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, and the government covers the basic health care of its citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. THE KANGAROO's national animal is the tree, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of the divinedipsomaniac.

THE KANGAROO is ranked 3rd in Celtic warrior and 66,272nd in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 6 days ago: THE KANGAROO lodged a message on the Celtic warrior Regional Message Board.
  • 11 days ago: THE KANGAROO fell out of the world Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 21 days ago: THE KANGAROO was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, the government covers the basic health care of its citizens.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.
  • 30 days ago: THE KANGAROO was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 36 days ago: THE KANGAROO was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at THE KANGAROO's universities.

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