The Contrary clowns of
Compulsory Consumerist State
here today and BOING ! there manyana
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Contrary clowns of THE KANGAROO is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by El Presidente Kanga with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.297 billion KANGAROOS are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BruciesBarandGrill. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient me economy, worth an astonishing 10,744 trillion pogosticks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 424,734 pogosticks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,214,305 per year while the poor average 118,334, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, euthanasia is legal, THE KANGAROO's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and 90% of active duty TKAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. THE KANGAROO's national animal is the tree, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of the divinedipsomaniac.

THE KANGAROO is ranked 4th in The Worlds Stronghold and 6,500th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 16 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 11 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: THE KANGAROO was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: THE KANGAROO was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, 90% of active duty TKAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, THE KANGAROO's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, euthanasia is legal.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 4 days ago: THE KANGAROO lodged a message on the The Worlds Stronghold Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, THE KANGAROO Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 7 days ago: THE KANGAROO password-protected Celtic warrior.

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