Highest Economic Output: 114th Most Corrupt Governments: 133rd Largest Mining Sector: 142nd
The Demented platypus of
Corporate Police State
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El Presidente Duck
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The Demented platypus of THE KANGAROO is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by El Presidente Duck with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.507 billion Duckeeducks are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DUCK. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient a duck economy, worth an astonishing 12,362 trillion Ducks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 449,440 Ducks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,563,305 per year while the poor average 94,161, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, billions of Ducks are being blown on orbital weapons development, an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle, and groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. THE KANGAROO's national animal is the Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Cult of the depraved duck.

THE KANGAROO is ranked 153,615th in the world and 2nd in Celtic warrior for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.71 Missed References Per Hour.

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Highest Economic Output: 114thMost Corrupt Governments: 133rdLargest Mining Sector: 142ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 154thHighest Average Incomes: 221stMost Avoided: 225thFattest Citizens: 228thLargest Insurance Industry: 248thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 250thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 264thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 344thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 365thLargest Retail Industry: 404thMost Scientifically Advanced: 409thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 412thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 413thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 585thLargest Populations: 592ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 633rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 715thLargest Gambling Industry: 747thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 777thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,050thLowest Crime Rates: 1,142ndHighest Drug Use: 1,160thMost Efficient Economies: 1,367thLargest Governments: 1,659thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,842ndLargest Black Market: 1,904thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,015thMost Influential: 3,289thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,978thRudest Citizens: 4,031stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,564thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,749thMost Devout: 6,093rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,214thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,187th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : THE KANGAROO was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, billions of Ducks are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : THE KANGAROO proposed constructing embassies between Celtic warrior and Hibernia.
  • : THE KANGAROO was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of a duck Embarrassments.

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