The Contrary clowns of
Corporate Police State
here today and BOING ! there manyana
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Contrary clowns of THE KANGAROO is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by El Presidente Kanga with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.062 billion KANGAROOS are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BruciesBarandGrill. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient me economy, worth an astonishing 11,164 trillion pogosticks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 428,387 pogosticks, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, vaccinations are mandatory, and all streets are privately owned toll roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. THE KANGAROO's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of the divinedipsomaniac.

THE KANGAROO is ranked 6th in Celtic warrior and 130,313th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring -19 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : THE KANGAROO was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, trees are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • : Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • : THE KANGAROO lodged a message on the Celtic warrior Regional Message Board.

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