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The Contrary clowns of THE KANGAROO

“HO HO NO!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Celtic warrior

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The Contrary clowns of THE KANGAROO is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by El Presidente Kanga with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.514 billion KANGAROOS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BruciesBarandGrill. The average income tax rate is 28%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, THE KANGAROO is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. THE KANGAROO's national animal is the dead reindeer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is The Cult of the divine tin of spam, and its currency is the banana.

THE KANGAROO is ranked 1st in Celtic warrior and 251st in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, THE KANGAROO is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 17 hours ago: THE KANGAROO changed its national animal to "dead reindeer", its currency to "banana", and its motto to "HO HO NO!".
  • 17 hours ago: THE KANGAROO changed its national nation type to "Contrary clowns".
  • 17 hours ago: THE KANGAROO lodged a message on the Celtic warrior Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: THE KANGAROO removed regional password protection from Celtic warrior.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: THE KANGAROO lodged a message on the Celtic warrior Regional Message Board.

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