The Contrary clowns of
Father Knows Best State
here today and BOING ! there manyana
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Contrary clowns of THE KANGAROO is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by El Presidente Kanga with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.499 billion KANGAROOS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BruciesBarandGrill. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient me economy, worth an astonishing 10,836 trillion pogosticks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 424,963 pogosticks, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property, and agricultural science is the most competitive subject at THE KANGAROO's universities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. THE KANGAROO's national animal is the tree, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of the divinedipsomaniac.

THE KANGAROO is ranked 1st in Celtic warrior and 211th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 5,717.165 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 2 days 20 hours ago: THE KANGAROO was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at THE KANGAROO's universities.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in THE KANGAROO, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.
  • 5 days ago: THE KANGAROO lodged a message on the Celtic warrior Regional Message Board.
  • 10 days ago: THE KANGAROO agreed to construct embassies between Celtic warrior and Ravencroft.

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