| Category: Corporate Police State | ||
| Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Power
Location: Internet Box CHAT
Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Dominion of The Isle of Carlsbean is a huge, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 871 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carlsbean. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Gambling.
Nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, smoking is banned in public areas, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is a serious problem. The Isle of Carlsbean's national animal is the Carlsbean, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the carlsbean.
The Isle of Carlsbean is ranked 1st in Internet Box CHAT and 25,039th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 1 Stalins.



























National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago
- 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Isle of Carlsbean, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Isle of Carlsbean, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Isle of Carlsbean, smoking is banned in public areas. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Isle of Carlsbean, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Isle of Carlsbean, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. - 6 days ago:
The Isle of Carlsbean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector. - 10 days ago:
The Isle of Carlsbean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%). - 13 days ago:
The Isle of Carlsbean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 10%). - 16 days ago:
The Isle of Carlsbean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest (last census: Top 1%). - 16 days ago:
The Isle of Carlsbean fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nudest.







