The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of The island of Kiria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Lord Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.382 billion Kirians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiria. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,943 trillion Golden Doubloons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,169 Golden Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The island of Kiria's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Imperialism.

The island of Kiria is ranked 176th in The East Pacific and 8,031st in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 11 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 67 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The island of Kiria, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 67 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The island of Kiria, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in The island of Kiria, the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in The island of Kiria, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in The island of Kiria, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: The island of Kiria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Krulltopia"".
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in The island of Kiria, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in The island of Kiria, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in The island of Kiria, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: The island of Kiria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Stujenske".

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