Best Weather: 1,681st Largest Welfare Programs: 2,394th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,781st
The Dastardly Diplomat of
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Compassion is the true path to strength
Joshua Ravenclaw
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The Dastardly Diplomat of the Imperial Crown is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joshua Ravenclaw with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.79 billion Crystallians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystallia City. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The thriving Crystallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,508 trillion Crystallian Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,961 Crystallian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, medical lawsuits are out of control, and tax rises are attributed to divine will. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperial Crown's national animal is the Crystal Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Merlinism.

the Imperial Crown is ranked 131,003rd in the world and 3,286th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.77 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Best Weather: 1,681stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,394thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,781stHealthiest Citizens: 2,909thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,974thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,529thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,989thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,039thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,245thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,309thSafest: 4,374thMost Devout: 4,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,359thLargest Governments: 5,390thLowest Crime Rates: 5,643rdNicest Citizens: 5,889thHighest Economic Output: 6,152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,195thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,245thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,375thLargest Populations: 7,625thMost Cultured: 7,971stTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,661stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,782ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,918thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,833rdMost Developed: 13,458th
Largest Welfare Programs: 63rd in the regionBest Weather: 64th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 91st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 92nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 102nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 126th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 129th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 139th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 142nd in the regionSafest: 163rd in the regionMost Devout: 169th in the regionNicest Citizens: 173rd in the regionLargest Governments: 182nd in the regionLargest Populations: 194th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 210th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 252nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 266th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 269th in the regionMost Cultured: 278th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 279th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 290th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 291st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 359th in the regionMost Developed: 407th in the region

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