Best Weather: 1,445th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,134th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,547th
The Dastardly Diplomat of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Compassion is the true path to strength
Joshua Ravenclaw
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Civil Rights
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The Dastardly Diplomat of the Imperial Crown is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joshua Ravenclaw with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.397 billion Crystallians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystallia City. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The thriving Crystallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,462 trillion Crystallian Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,961 Crystallian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, medical lawsuits are out of control, and tax rises are attributed to divine will. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperial Crown's national animal is the Crystal Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Merlinism.

the Imperial Crown is ranked 177,076th in the world and 122nd in Canada for Most Primitive, scoring -187.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Best Weather: 1,445thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,134thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,547thHealthiest Citizens: 2,603rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,687thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,792ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,016thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,451stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,622ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,672ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,702ndSafest: 4,251stMost Devout: 4,255thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,720thLargest Governments: 4,846thNicest Citizens: 5,308thLowest Crime Rates: 5,330thHighest Economic Output: 6,036thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,266thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,732ndMost Cultured: 7,301stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,567thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,593rdSmartest Citizens: 7,651stLargest Populations: 7,840thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,197thMost Influential: 9,596thTop
Most Developed: 11,825thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,778thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,021stHighest Average Incomes: 18,793rd
Best Weather: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the region

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