Best Weather: 1,611th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,400th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,767th
The Dastardly Diplomat of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Compassion is the true path to strength
Joshua Ravenclaw
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The Dastardly Diplomat of the Imperial Crown is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joshua Ravenclaw with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.732 billion Crystallians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystallia City. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The thriving Crystallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,501 trillion Crystallian Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,961 Crystallian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, medical lawsuits are out of control, and tax rises are attributed to divine will. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperial Crown's national animal is the Crystal Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Merlinism.

the Imperial Crown is ranked 55,825th in the world and 58th in Canada for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 51 Whatever.

Best Weather: 1,611thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,400thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,767thHealthiest Citizens: 2,812thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,862ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,381stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,978thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,985thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,163rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,211thSafest: 4,318thMost Devout: 4,390thLargest Governments: 5,243rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,332ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,534thNicest Citizens: 5,901stHighest Economic Output: 6,058thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,250thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,165thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,313thTop
Largest Populations: 7,664thMost Cultured: 7,998thSmartest Citizens: 8,402ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,655thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,995thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,293rdMost Developed: 13,496th
Best Weather: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the region

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