Most Primitive: 1,305th Most Devout: 1,404th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,025th
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The Holy blue Kingdom of The Icemark is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Edward Lindenshield with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.511 billion Northerners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frostmarris. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient The Icemarkian economy, worth 814 trillion Gold Pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 95,738 Gold Pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet, bungee jumpers rarely go splat, atheists are heavily taxed, and millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Icemark's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Druid Wiccanism And Odinism.

The Icemark is ranked 1,305th in the world and 1st in The Northern Continent for Most Primitive, scoring 145.93 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Primitive: 1,305thMost Devout: 1,404thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,025thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,062ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,266thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,901stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,958thMost Cultured: 4,002ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,029thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,826thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,949thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,234thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,960thLowest Crime Rates: 6,257thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,951stLargest Governments: 8,357thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,226thBest Weather: 10,543rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,837thHighest Economic Output: 12,486thMost Authoritarian: 14,056thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,503rdLargest Populations: 14,598thMost Developed: 15,523rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,518th

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