The Holy blue Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Blood! Blast! And Fire!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holy blue Kingdom of The Icemark is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Edward Lindenshield with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.316 billion Northerners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frostmarris. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient The Icemarkian economy, worth 730 trillion Gold Pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Uranium Mining. Average income is 99,852 Gold Pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the nation's WA representatives have received a very public sacking after The Icemark allowed its WA membership to lapse, research into 'designer babies' is banned, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Icemark's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Druid Wiccanism And Odinism.

The Icemark is ranked 2nd in The Northern Continent and 135,524th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,192.415 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 days ago

  • 4 days ago: The Icemark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 12 days ago: The Icemark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 18 days ago: The Icemark fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 20 days ago: The Icemark resigned from the World Assembly.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in The Icemark, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in The Icemark, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in The Icemark, the nation's WA representatives have received a very public sacking after The Icemark allowed its WA membership to lapse.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in The Icemark, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in The Icemark, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 20 days ago: The Icemark agreed to construct embassies between The Northern Continent and United North Atlantic.

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