Most Primitive: 1,448th Most Devout: 1,623rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,005th
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The Holy blue Kingdom of The Icemark is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Edward Lindenshield with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.902 billion Northerners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frostmarris. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Icemarkian economy, worth 852 trillion Gold Pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 95,738 Gold Pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet, bungee jumpers rarely go splat, atheists are heavily taxed, and millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Icemark's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Druid Wiccanism And Odinism.

The Icemark is ranked 137,091st in the world and 1st in The Northern Continent for Most Stationary, with 24.12188039532 Days.

Most Primitive: 1,448thMost Devout: 1,623rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,005thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,057thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,456thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,960thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,161stMost Cultured: 4,608thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,761stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,369thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,817thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,414thLowest Crime Rates: 6,781stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,234thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,478thLargest Governments: 9,301stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,717thBest Weather: 11,977thHighest Economic Output: 12,991stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,428thMost Authoritarian: 13,435thLargest Populations: 15,281stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,730thMost Conservative: 16,277thMost Developed: 17,483rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,449thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,958th

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