The Ditorstate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Auctoritas non veritas facit legem
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Ditorstate of The IASM is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ditor Húláng Lāzīn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.387 billion Akai are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xuanjing-00. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Akai economy, worth a remarkable 2,733 trillion Lazins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 369,991 Lazins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

An increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The IASM's national animal is the Basilisk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ōmätorism.

The IASM is ranked 35th in The Cornellian Empire and 143,178th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -508.52 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 8 days ago: The IASM fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 17 days ago: The IASM was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).
  • 18 days ago: The IASM was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 20 days ago: The IASM was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 23 days ago: The IASM was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in The IASM, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in The IASM, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in The IASM, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in The IASM, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in The IASM, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.

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