The Ditorstate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The eye which sees all
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Ditorstate of The IASM is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ditor Hlng Lāzīn with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.213 billion Titianicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xuanjing-00. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Titianician economy, worth a remarkable 2,657 trillion Lazin Milotories a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 368,411 Lazin Milotories, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, and crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The IASM's national animal is the Basilisk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ōmtorism.

The IASM is ranked 5th in The Cornellian Empire and 2,550th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 35 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 minutes ago

  • 86 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The IASM, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • 86 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The IASM, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • 86 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The IASM, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one.
  • 86 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The IASM, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 86 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The IASM, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
  • 1 day ago: The IASM was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day ago: The IASM was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Safest.
  • 4 days ago: The IASM was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The IASM, 90% of active duty TIAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in The IASM, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.

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