Largest Black Market: 90th Highest Poor Incomes: 109th Most Efficient Economies: 113th
The Ditorate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Ditorate of The IASM is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ditor Hulang Lazin with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.335 billion Akai are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xungong. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Akai economy, worth a remarkable 4,252 trillion Lazins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 411,435 Lazins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Ditor Hulang Lazin's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The IASM's national animal is the Basilisk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Omahijism.

The IASM is ranked 90th in the world and 1st in Gholgoth for Largest Black Market, with 5,310 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Black Market: 90thHighest Poor Incomes: 109thMost Efficient Economies: 113thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 195thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 212thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 276thMost Corrupt Governments: 325thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 343rdHighest Average Incomes: 349thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 396thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 526thLargest Mining Sector: 535thLargest Information Technology Sector: 688thHighest Economic Output: 1,219thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,274thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,514thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,566thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,581stLowest Crime Rates: 1,742ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,914thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,964thMost Conservative: 2,331stMost Avoided: 2,763rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,770thSmartest Citizens: 3,142ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,444thLargest Governments: 4,357thMost Cultured: 4,468thMost Authoritarian: 5,393rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,434thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,096thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,457thMost Secular: 8,048thTop
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,948thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,413thLargest Populations: 11,293rdMost Extreme: 15,947thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,217thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,251stFattest Citizens: 18,187th
Top
5%
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The IASM was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces, Largest Insurance Industry, Most Subsidized Industry, and Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in The IASM, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours.
  • : The IASM was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in The IASM, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : The IASM was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in The IASM, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in The IASM, Ditor Hulang Lazin's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Following new legislation in The IASM, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in The IASM, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in The IASM, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.

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