Most Influential: 5,371st Largest Publishing Industry: 9,363rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,157th
The Westphalian Reich of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Gott mit uns
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Civil Rights
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The Westphalian Reich of The House of Petain is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Michael Augustine I with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.739 billion The Houses of Petainian have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Augustine. The average income tax rate is 71.4%.

The powerhouse The House of Petainian economy, worth 806 trillion Westphalian Franks a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 82,765 Westphalian Franks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The House of Petain's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The House of Petain is ranked 122,930th in the world and 134th in Westphalia for Most Primitive, scoring -73.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 5,371stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,363rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,157thLargest Populations: 11,404thHighest Economic Output: 12,639thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,125thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,587thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,425thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,765th
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the region

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