Largest Agricultural Sector: 15th Largest Black Market: 268th Most Secular: 528th
The Rogue Nation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Touch Me In The Morning And Then Just Walk Away.
Regional Influence
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Rogue Nation of The Horror Channel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ringo Juna with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.485 billion The Horror Channelians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ringovania. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient The Horror Channelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,468 trillion Brains a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,018 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Horror Channel's national animal is the Free-range Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is no such thing.

The Horror Channel is ranked 34,173rd in the world and 536th in the Rejected Realms for Longest Average Lifespans, with 69.01 Years.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15thLargest Black Market: 268thMost Secular: 528thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,060thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,115thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,489thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,526thHighest Economic Output: 1,596thSmartest Citizens: 1,717thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,071stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,317thLargest Populations: 3,167thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,216thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,251stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,934thLowest Crime Rates: 4,615thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,992ndMost Developed: 5,675thHighest Average Incomes: 5,843rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,742ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,978thRudest Citizens: 8,016thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,153rdTop
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Most Influential: 9,299thMost Avoided: 9,787thMost Income Equality: 10,091stLargest Governments: 14,549th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 82nd in the regionMost Developed: 87th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 109th in the regionRudest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Influential: 140th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 142nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 149th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 151st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 158th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 215th in the regionMost Income Equality: 232nd in the regionLargest Governments: 259th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 326th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 366th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 373rd in the regionNudest: 399th in the regionSafest: 405th in the region

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