The Rogue Nation of
Democratic Socialists
Touch Me In The Morning And Then Just Walk Away.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Rogue Nation of The Horror Channel is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ringo Juna with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.852 billion The Horror Channelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ringovania. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming The Horror Channelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,156 trillion Brains a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,435 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Horror Channel has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, Ringo Juna's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Horror Channel's national animal is the Free-range Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is no such thing.

The Horror Channel is ranked 2,754th in the Rejected Realms and 129,490th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -174 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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