Largest Agricultural Sector: 25th Largest Black Market: 280th Most Secular: 529th
The Rogue Nation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Touch Me In The Morning And Then Just Walk Away.
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Very Good
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The Rogue Nation of The Horror Channel is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ringo Juna with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.678 billion The Horror Channelians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ringovania. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient The Horror Channelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,497 trillion Brains a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,739 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some members of Parliament are illiterate, the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art", the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and many aides in Ringo Juna's office are known to be serial jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Horror Channel's national animal is the Free-range Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is no such thing.

The Horror Channel is ranked 280th in the world and 8th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 2,351 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 25thLargest Black Market: 280thMost Secular: 529thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,028thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,083rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,369thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,531stHighest Economic Output: 1,607thSmartest Citizens: 1,758thHealthiest Citizens: 2,025thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,048thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,885thLargest Populations: 3,157thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,187thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,849thLowest Crime Rates: 4,347thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,767thMost Developed: 4,997thMost Influential: 5,997thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,069thHighest Average Incomes: 6,103rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,458thMost Income Equality: 7,101stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,169thMost Avoided: 11,947thLargest Governments: 13,784thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,990th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 58th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 62nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 76th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 77th in the regionMost Developed: 84th in the regionMost Influential: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 135th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 142nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 145th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 202nd in the regionMost Avoided: 249th in the regionLargest Governments: 262nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 272nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 282nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 283rd in the region

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