Largest Agricultural Sector: 16th Largest Black Market: 266th Most Secular: 475th
The Rogue Nation of
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Touch Me In The Morning And Then Just Walk Away.
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The Rogue Nation of The Horror Channel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ringo Juna with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.344 billion The Horror Channelians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ringovania. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient The Horror Channelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,417 trillion Brains a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,649 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, elections have recently been reintroduced to The Horror Channel, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Horror Channel's national animal is the Free-range Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is no such thing.

The Horror Channel is ranked 190,716th in the world and 4,514th in the Rejected Realms for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.62 Missed References Per Hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 16thLargest Black Market: 266thMost Secular: 475thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,049thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,057thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,465thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,586thHighest Economic Output: 1,611thSmartest Citizens: 1,702ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,069thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,602ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3,082ndLargest Populations: 3,166thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,592ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,806thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,685thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,747thLowest Crime Rates: 4,796thMost Developed: 5,458thHighest Average Incomes: 5,775thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,379thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,806thMost Avoided: 8,643rdRudest Citizens: 8,820thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,068thTop
Most Income Equality: 10,337thMost Influential: 14,117thLargest Governments: 15,096thMost Efficient Economies: 18,880th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 50th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 62nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 66th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Developed: 79th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 84th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 112th in the regionRudest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 142nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 147th in the regionMost Influential: 180th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 181st in the regionMost Avoided: 181st in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 266th in the regionLargest Governments: 276th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 332nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 346th in the regionSafest: 403rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 434th in the regionNudest: 436th in the region

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