The Republic of The Hidden Assassins is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.652 billion Hidden Assassinsians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.9%.

The very strong Hidden Assassinsian economy, worth 207 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,907 rubledollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,840 per year while the poor average 14,439, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The Hidden Assassins's national animal is the hawk.

The Hidden Assassins is ranked 226,854^th in the world and 6,389^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.35 law-abiding acts per hour.