Highest Drug Use: 7th Highest Crime Rates: 27th Most Armed: 48th
The Desolation of
Left-Leaning College State
Don't Get Lost
the Phantom Guide
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Desolation of The Haunted Woods is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Phantom Guide with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.637 billion Blind Followers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Graveyard. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Superstitious economy, worth 38.9 trillion corpses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,343 corpses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Will O' the Wisp is one of the most popular forenames in The Haunted Woods, The Haunted Woods has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders, the Graveyard has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Forest, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Haunted Woods's national animal is the Will O' the Wisp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Afterlife.

The Haunted Woods is ranked 152,635th in the world and 138th in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.35 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Drug Use: 7thHighest Crime Rates: 27thMost Armed: 48thBest Weather: 67thMost Ignorant Citizens: 104thMost Beautiful Environments: 134thMost Rebellious Youth: 136thMost Cheerful Citizens: 229thLongest Average Lifespans: 530thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 667thMost Cultured: 1,128thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,673rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,589thMost Devout: 3,152ndNicest Citizens: 4,887thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,210thNudest: 6,909thLargest Populations: 8,605thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 12,805thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,634th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionNudest: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Haunted Woods, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Haunted Woods, the Graveyard has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Forest.
  • : Following new legislation in The Haunted Woods, The Haunted Woods has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in The Haunted Woods, Will O' the Wisp is one of the most popular forenames in The Haunted Woods.
  • : Following new legislation in The Haunted Woods, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in The Haunted Woods, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Haunted Woods, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : The Haunted Woods was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Haunted Woods, the government refuses to transmit electricity to secessionist regions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Haunted Woods, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.

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