Highest Crime Rates: 25th Most Armed: 44th Best Weather: 61st
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The Desolation of The Haunted Woods is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Phantom Guide with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.978 billion Blind Followers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, liberal, outspoken morass — is solely concerned with Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Graveyard. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Superstitious economy, worth 61.1 trillion corpses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 5,104 corpses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Haunted Woods's national animal is the Will O' the Wisp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Afterlife.

The Haunted Woods is ranked 7,717th in the world and 20th in Forest for Nudest, with 220 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Highest Crime Rates: 25thMost Armed: 44thBest Weather: 61stMost Ignorant Citizens: 98thMost Rebellious Youth: 116thMost Beautiful Environments: 125thMost Cheerful Citizens: 218thLongest Average Lifespans: 505thMost Cultured: 1,303rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,555thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,480thRudest Citizens: 4,329thNicest Citizens: 5,003rdLargest Black Market: 5,536thHighest Drug Use: 6,441stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,477thNudest: 7,717thMost Politically Free: 7,832ndLargest Populations: 8,392ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,114thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,439thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,390th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 16th in the regionMost Politically Free: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the region

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